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imagine jumping into the river from 3MB after work then you trek from iyana-oworo to your house
These people are not swimming for fun but using the river as a means of transport to their neighbourhoods. In South Africa, the taxi industry will not allow this to happen.
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We should build so many new houses everywhere that there's a massive oversupply and the price goes to zero Make it a worthless asset so that everyone can have a place to live
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For those of you saying #AmorimOut Even if we had the best of managers playing the best formations we'd still lose games like this because we have have one of the most nonchalant team in Europe
Most penalties missed in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes made his debut in the competition: ◉ 6 - Bruno Fernandes (29 taken) ◎ 5 - Mohamed Salah (33 taken) ◎ 5 - Aleksandar Mitrovic (10 taken) His second penalty miss of the season... 👀
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When it comes to debugging .NET has to be the best
The best framework is the one you can debug.
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Vibe Smart
what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
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They couldn’t fly, and when the threats came, they couldn’t escape. These flightless legends once ruled islands and continents. Today, they’re just echoes in fossils and folktales. But hope is still alive. We’re working on the de-extinction of the dodo and the moa. (1/10)
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Tempted to ask how many 'her(s)' we’re talking here, but with Chase, it’s probably just poetic vibes.
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City getting canned at the Etihad i never expected that after GW1's performance
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Overheard at a party, “If your gf is a 10, she’s an asset”
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the league has spent more time in Manchester than any where else in England
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I’ve been in pre-season camp with a girl I really connect with, but I know I’ll mess up and not be the striker she deserves as a 10. To avoid missing chances & hurting her, I told her we should stop the game, stepping off the pitch so she can find a better team to play for.
My main contract is with a team in the Premier League but she's currently playing me out of position, my runs are ignored and always switching formation last minute. So I got a new club in a lower league that's offering better terms & wages. No longer renewing my main contract
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Bruno: "let me measure you well so I'll know how to send those crosses"
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genius family planning 👌
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