Hey everybody! It turns out I'm up for an award! I love awards. They glitter and sparkle and I stroke them at night, and they tell me I'm wonderful. Erm, yes. If you'd like to see me receive validation from a large chunk of metal you can vote for me here.

LIGHTHOUSES! Look at them!! They're gorgeous. The paperback of Last Murder is out in the US today, and it's fucking glorious. We're talking sprayed edges, maps, Agatha Christie does Lost, and twists galore. One day, I'll talk a bit about writing this book, but it was really hard,

RT @SRFantasyClub: Next week!. VV James and Stuart Turton @stu_turton will be reading and chatting about their new books - bestsellers all….

This is a picture of my daughter, Emilia, wearing a hat. It has precisely fuck all to do with my appearance @kibworthbooks tonight, beyond the knowledge that she exists, and I spend most of my money on her. Anyway, please come to Kibworth Books tonight. Emilia won't be there,

RT @WaterstonesLPL: As we hurtle towards the end of January here's a quick look at our last two events of this month! Tonight - Mon 27th -….

Hello everybody, I'm in Cambridge tonight, talking all things Last Murder with @cjtudor - and, probably, whatever else ambles into our big stupid heads. Please come along. We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll build a fifty person human pyramid.

Friends! I’m in Manchester tonight talking all things Last Murder. You should come, otherwise it’ll just be me and @CarolineHulse1 playing table tennis and writing chapters of each other’s novels.

I'm in Nottingham tomorrow night discussing Last Murder at the End of the World with @TMLoganAuthor . I came up with this fiendishly original image to advertise the event. Jokes aside, this is the exact outfit I'll be wearing.

RT @BloomsburyBooks: From the award-winning author of the million-copy-selling The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle, comes another dazzlin….

Holy shit, I completely forgot that the paperback of Last Murder is out today in the UK! Imagine if Agatha Christie wrote an episode of Lost, or Lost was a murder mystery with an ending that made sense! Please buy it! It’s wild.

I’m going to be in Miami. If you’re going to be in Miami, and you’d like to be in Miami while I’m in Miami, perhaps we can converge in Miami at this wonderful event. In Miami. See you soon, Miami.

I don’t know what any of this means, but I’m in Barcelona! And I’ll be somewhere at 7:30 tonight talking to some people about some things.

Hi everybody! If you're after a book, B&N think you should buy mine. Honest, that's what they said. One of the best books of the year, they said. Stu Turton is a total leg, they said. And that grey beard makes him look distinguished, not 543 years old. Weird take B&N, but sure.

I'm writing a spooky short story for Christmas 2025, as part of this amazing anthology. I'm plotting it out now and it's going to be the most twisted thing I've ever done. I'm very excited by it. And scared. It's talking to me in the night.

RT @koolard: Some tickets still available for the final @BloodyScotland panel of 2024. @cbrookmyre @stu_turton ht….

Chatting with the magnificent @cbrookmyre tomorrow afternoon at my first @BloodyScotland. Please come along. Chris wrote one of the most entertaining books I’ve read in ages and I wrote a book that almost killed me. We’ll not be short of chat!

Allo, if you're in London tonight and like people talking about books in a warm bookshop while it rains, have I got an event for you! Honestly, imagine if you don't come - you'll always wonder what you missed. Why live with that kind of torment?.

Happy 'the kids are back at school day' to all who celebrate! Having risen once again from my summer hols tomb, I'll be talking with the magnificent @Sarah_L_Brooks about books and stuff next Wednesday at @WaterstonesTCR in London. You should come. If you don't we'll cry.

Hey everybody, you can win all three of my books, then implode your bookclub by talking about them. Honestly, if there's any tentative friendships you'd like to end by discovering that you have radically different tastes in books - now's your chance! Have at it gorgeous.