Jake
@strudelicous
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Maybe I’m old fashioned, but a 10pm Monday NFL game is criminal and disgraceful
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Nothing dumber than the double screenshot you get when your phone is in CarPlay
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For the foreigners who shit on America, do you know our homeless people have iPhones???
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What kind of asshole would do something like this?
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A random Alabama fan tried to troll Ed Orgeron in the streets by saying “Roll Tide” 😳😭 Coach O taught him a valuable lesson about respect.
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Has anyone who invested in David bars actually tried them? They are fucking terrible.
Brief: Protein Bar Maker David Boosts Valuation to $725 Million Protein bar startup David announced $75 million in new funding, acquired ingredient supplier Epogee, and reached a $725 million valuation, led by RxBar's co-founder. Read more👇 https://t.co/I7mNiltuii
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can’t stop thinking about Ohio State calling a two-loss season “the greatest run in college football history” despite losing to Michigan as a 21-point favorite, the fan base calling for the head coach to be fired and a state lawmaker trying to make it a felony to plant a flag
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Just had a Hoya fan at Equinox come up to me and say “good luck. I won't be rooting for you tonight but will be in March”. I said thank you. Class can't buy it, not like that rude ass that approached Ryan Day outside Smith and Wollensky.
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If you look really important on an NYC sidewalk talking on the phone, I can promise you that you are not
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My deepest darkest secret is that I take a pair of headphones from the flight attendant every time and never use them
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And……. It’s over.
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Strudelicious reports Ryan Day & Ohio State agree to new 7-year contract, worth $12.5 million annually.
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It’s getting to the point where I almost feel bad for Ryan Day. The guy just won a national championship, yet based on the look on his face, he’s still completely gutted by the result of The Game. He may never recover.
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I have a feeling he’s going to be damned
Aaron Glenn brought up how in 1998 the #Jets played the Denver Broncos in the AFC Championship. They lost despite holding a lead. "I'll be damned if I'm not going to come back here and get that back." This is a good opening press conference.
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New Year’s resolutions/goals: 1. Eat more ice cream 2. Sign up for an Ironman 3. Break 80 4. Go to a country I’ve never been to 5. Go to at least 8 concerts 6. Pick up a new hobby - maybe rock climbing? 7. Avoid 1/3 life crisis 8. Make it to 25
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Nothing more humiliating than putting on a hoodie backwards and blinding yourself
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Holy fuck that’s the biggest fucking ear I’ve ever seen
Paul Finebaum rips College Football Playoff committee: "So far, the CFP selection committee has given us some blockbusters... Take a bow." https://t.co/gdwjZdu2NI
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