tyler seguin’s burner account
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⭐️s & 🐧s | president of the rhett gardner fan club | the worst person on hockey twitter apparently | she/her
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instead of séxūal noir, tyler should advertise whatever pheromone he gives off that makes every one of his teammates unable to not flirt with him
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RT @goalietandem: this post just came across my dash and it felt like a sign from the universe
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superman was so good it's low key making me want to watch robert pattinson's batman.
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i just remembered that radek faksa is once again a dallas star
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RT @lindsayballant: As someone who's been applying for months I can say from personal experience that qualified employees are buried in AI-….
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start crosby, bench mackinnon, cut mcdavid. argue with a wall.
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the final destination movies were supposed to be fictional.
Long Island man, 61, dies after getting sucked into MRI machine while wearing large metal chain
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i need to see some baby photos of this man, because i'm convinced he was grown in a lab specifically to play superman.
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you can't date your subordinates?? like. duh???? date, like, literally anyone who doesn't work for you??? like. were you dropped on your head as a child????
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i think more people should appreciate that i have enough self control to not reply "genuine question, are you stupid?" to the dumb takes i see on here. because some of y'all are either real stupid or doing an extremely good job pretending to be.
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RT @ghoulhag: roided up dehydrated and clenched abs are for men to admire and aspire to be at this level of dedication with the goal of ins….
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Rep. MTG introduced Amendment 114 to HR 580, proposing a $500 million cut to funding for Israel’s missile defense systems. Greene argued, “Israel is a nuclear-armed nation. They can defend themselves. They have universal healthcare and subsidized college. Meanwhile, Americans
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i've tweeted about brad marchand three times today, am i okay?.
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the implication that brad marchand isn't real
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leave it to the democrats to try to bury the one thing that's actually causing friction in the maga base
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