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*Taps Mic* “uhhh is this thing on?” *NY
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Joined October 2012
Do French people say excuse my English right before they curse 🤔
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my love language is home alone traps I wanna walk in the crib and fall victim to numerous meticulous schemes
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They should make another submarine excursion that goes to view the other submarine excursion that went to go look at the titanic
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Can't wait until people study the invention of AI and learn we made a bunch of memes when it became accessible to everyone
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Went on tiktok and the first video that popped up was an AI render of Plankton singing Black Hole Sun. AI rules
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turns out canoeing at 1 am with some friends does wonders for the mental health
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Tony Soprano summer (having anxiety and hanging by the pool)
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I've reached the age where I enjoy seltzer. Thought this day would never come
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I must be the last person to watch the sopranos for the first time because everyone who finds that out acts like I just punched the pope
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Ruining my moms hibachi birthday dinner by telling her how many people a year die at hibachi restaurants
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