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Stinky Bisquit
4 years
I’m not worried about the virus never going away; I’m worried about government control never going away. #WhatILearnedToday @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips.
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…with @realBradStaggs’ “trying to not sneeze” sounds overtop of it. #WhatILearnedToday.
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I need a gif of @RealRonPhillips’ little clap. #WhatILearnedToday.
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I need a gif of @RealRonPhillips’ little clap. #WhatILearnedToday.
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Tim must’ve been wearing stripes. #WhatILearnedToday.@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips.
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I had no idea now until now, that there was such a thing as a Champion Pooper. I’ll keep my amateur ststus. @realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips .#WhatILearnedToday.
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That’s going in the “future out-of-context use” album. #WhatILearnedToday.@RealRonPhillips @realBradStaggs
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For some reason, the thought that dogs have lips strikes me as funny.
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Yup. Larry Storch & Forest Tucker. #WhatILearnedToday.@realBradStaggs.
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As a followup to @RealRonPhillips’ question: what if Ron INTENTIONALLY pees on his hands?.#WhatILearnedToday.
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GAAAA @PhilBell4022’s voice is out of synch with the video!.It’s like watching a cheap kung fu movie, but without the kung fu. #WhatILearnedToday.@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips.
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The next time I get my daily “slideshow of faces side by side”, I’ll know what to look for. Thanks. #WhatILearnedToday.@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips.
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I wonder if the authorization to use the autopen would have his actual signature, or…. #WhatILearnedToday.@RealRonPhillips.
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Don’t want to think about @RealRonPhillips leaving his skankweasel dangling. #WhatILearnedToday.
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Stinky Bisquit
7 days
You mean, “Why did the people using the autopen give him a pardon?”.#WhatILearnedToday.@realBradStaggs.
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For open toes and platform soles.upon thine feet below.For Oxfords brown and wingtips black,.Thy patent leathers glow!.@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #WhatILearnedToday.
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Life would be more exciting, if meteors made a Darth Vader Tie Fighter sound when you saw one.
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(fist of triumph raised).
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Stinky Bisquit
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(fist of triumph raised).
@RodDMartin
Rod D. Martin
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🚨 CONGRESS JUST KILLED THE RULES THAT MADE CARS UGLY 🚗💥. For 50 years, D.C. fuel-economy mandates forced automakers into cookie-cutter designs—turning every SUV and crossover into the same boring blob. Now, those rules are GONE. It’s time to Make Cars Beautiful Again. 🧵👇
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Stinky Bisquit
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RT @midwestern_ope: The Midwest “accent” is adding an “s” at the end of store names for some reason
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