NOT TO FLEX BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAYLEY WILLIAMS FOUND MY BAND ON HER OWN AND POSTED THIS ON HER FUCKING INSTAGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEEN MY IDOL SINCE I WAS 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭
FOLLOWUP FOUR AND A HALF YEARS LATER... IT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!!!!! HAYLEY AND TAYLOR SAW POOL KIDS LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES NOT FEEL REAL!!!!!!! YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW KIND THEY WERE I AM SO GRATEFUL I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF MY LIFE
NOT TO FLEX BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAYLEY WILLIAMS FOUND MY BAND ON HER OWN AND POSTED THIS ON HER FUCKING INSTAGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEEN MY IDOL SINCE I WAS 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭
my twin brother has always said he's 6'2". but my mom and i always thought he's taller than that bc he TOWERS over men that claim to be 6'1". i was today years old when i realized it's not that my brother is wrong, its that Every Other Man He Towers Over is Lying About His Height
this total meathead lift bro gym dude from high school that i hardly knew just dm’ed me saying he loves pool kids and bought a crewneck. so wholesome. give your high school meatheads a chance
There’s some things you just shouldn’t do. Like find out the full name of the person I feature in my video and then track down their LINKEDIN to be a creepy dude.
7 months after losing both jobs to covid and being rejected from unemployment and food stamps and 5 million job applications and plowing through 100% of my savings I FINALLY GOT A FULL TIME FULLY REMOTE JOB BAYBEEEEEE
if you delete everyone on your fb that disagrees with you, then you're deleting the people that need to see the shit you post the most. preaching to the choir does absolutely nothing. white people need to do the work and have difficult conversations with those in their circle.
for the first time in my life i've found myself looking into plastic surgery (to fix an insecurity i NEVER ONCE had before touring) and i fully blame photographers lol. try seeing dozens of pictures of yourself from that angle every night for a month, several months a year
Live music photo pro-tip: 99.9% of artists are self conscious of their jawline when they are singing. Make sure you’re shooting from angles that are flattering. Do not post double chin photos. Make sure you’re making people feel beautiful / empowered when they see your photos ❤️
men are so funny with the way they always have to have a little project. every man is always working on a little project and if he's in between projects he's not happy
Coming along for the ride will be
@FreeThrowEmo
,
@SpanishLuvSongs
and
@poooolkids
who all absolutely rule as well as
@HeadCountOrg
who we'll be partnering with at most shows to help register voters right there at the merch table.
Tickets go on sale Friday at 10 am Local Time.
WE ARE GOING ON TOUR WITH SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE!!!! we’re trying to stay off the road and get some writing done this fall, but for these absolute legends we couldn't be more excited to jump back in the van. see you there!!! tickets are already on sale at
@sad13
when i (FL) am in another state and people say “there’s AC!” or “i have AC!” as if it’s like an unexpected thing i get so confused. the first time i heard it i thought it was a joke and laughed. also i get excited about people having basements
remember when i used to book/host shows at my house in tally and whenever there were hip hops shows with black artists, the white diy kids would turn their noses up, label it as "a party, not a show" and not come? bc i do lol
I’m seeing a lot of creative white ppl expressing outrage and anger at a very obviously outrageous situation but I think at some point its worth discussing the everyday erasure and micro aggressions that keep your spaces white that y’all could actually make real strides
this dude kept doing really cheesy cringey try hard shit and the next week i watched 50 shades of gray and realized that he was literally quoting/trying to play out exact scenes from the movie
people really be on twitter like omg if ur 3 years older than me wtf are u doing at my shows lol where are ur kids does ur arthritis hurt 🤪🤪 i will be 20 years old forever
"POOL KIDS" IS OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES!! We put EVERYTHING we have into this record and we hope you love it as much as we do. Thank you endlessly for your patience these past four years. We love you. Enjoy :) 🤍
remember when we were the young ones and facebook was cool but then all of our parents and aunts got on and it stopped being cool? that’s how i just felt downloading tik tok
i am playing bass live for the first time tomorrow (with
@Superhaunted
at pulp fest). bass is fucking hard and i hate it. i don’t know how nicolette does it. my fingers hurt and i don’t know how to do anything interesting except for this one riff nicolette showed me. wish me LUCK
i’ll never forget a dude saying the words “music theory warning” before proceeding to mansplain something i learned in 5th grade music class, dude deadass gave me a WARNING lmfaooooo
this is the SECRET to overcoming men making you feel like less of a guitarist- you have to let that shit MOTIVATE you instead of hold you back. picture them years later when they’re jealous as fuck watching you play shit that they can’t lol bc thats exactly what’s gonna happen 🙃
pennsylvania rn is like me in high school struggling being the last to finish a test while the whole class is glaring at me bc they wanna be allowed to talk
my boyfriend plays this riff every time he picks up a fucking guitar and i’ve been with him this whole quarantine and the fact that i was just cursed with hearing it on my timeline when i least expected it is really disappointing
how the fuck is aleve deadass gonna give me a targeted ad with a curly headed guitarist fronting a band who has sore muscles from loading in her heavy ass amp on tour oh my fucking god...........
Happy 4th birthday to 'Music to Practice Safe Sex to' 💙 I wrote this song before Safe Sex was even released and now it's out with a MUSIC VIDEO today, FULL VID IN BIO!! RECORD DROPS NEXT FRIDAY!!
every time i am JUST about to fall asleep on this god forsaken flight the fucking baby in front of me starts screeching. EVERY TIME. ITS LIKE IT FUCKING KNOWS. FLYING WITH BABIES SHOULD BE BANNED I AM GOING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT
showed up before desks opened @ 4am to fly to japan, stood FULLY still in security until our plane left us (& everyone else) behind. andy literally caught an old man that fainted in line. we are now arriving in japan hours before we play, after what will be 45 hours of travel🤪
bruh it’s first day of fest n i started it by getting a shot, blood drawn, a tuberculosis test that chicago schools require for some reason, and my fuckin EYES dialated i am gonna be vibing w my dialation shades and pink camo bandaid
i shouldn't be tweeting this soon after opening my eyes but "i want you to want me" by cheap trick and "i'm not okay" by mcr have vaguely similar melodies also i had a dream that maddie ziegler stole my tampons and called me racist
in tallahassee i went to the police & some officer named E. Hunter kept implying i was fucking the guy/asking for it even though i repeatedly told him he was just a class friend & i was only at his place bc i was watching his dog. he said so much other textbook victim blamey shit
i hate when people try to cover up wanting to post a selfie by putting something “funny” in the pic and making the caption about it like cmon just nut up and post a selfie you look great
do you ever come up with tweets in your dream and think they're fire but then you wake up? lol me neither. they should call literature about vaginas cliterature