Member in the 80s when cars used to be able to do wheelies?

If you haven't heard the new undiscovered Chopin waltz yet, don't worry. 3/4 people haven't.

#conorbradley

TEN-MAN LIVERPOOL UPSET ST. JAMES’ PARK 😲🇺🇾

Hahahahahaha

#lfcutd

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh.”

We went to Lapland last year on our Christmas Holiday. As we were checking in to the hotel I saw Garry Kasparov and Magnus Carlson bragging about how great their rooms were. It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

I visted the tate modern recently to see the new exhibition celebrating centuries of traditional english baking. They had a neoclassical painting of a steak bake and a baroque sausage and bean melt, but I wasn't impressed. It was too pastiche.

#rishisunak #mexicancoke

85' - Jürgen Klopp is sent off. [1-0] #LIVMCI

Clean sheet and Haaland in their back pocket. Mood until next game:

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney in a bath drinking tomato soup #craiyon

#TheTinderSwindler

I’ve been dreading the release of our Valentine’s Day video. Here it is 😭 Give it a share if you can ❤️ #HeartUnions

https://t.co/QXYyuuNF4N

Joan Collins when they revealed Michelle Williams on #TheMaskedSinger 😂😂

If my undies don't look like this when u take me keks off, it wasn't you who decided to have sex

A robot that tried to recreate human emotions

#PMQs @BorisJohnson @toryparty

@M1JSS @LBC @10DowningStreet It wasn't me, it was the fella underneath me