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🌼 An alternative cricket fanzine 🌼 Submissions: daisycutterzine @gmail .com 🌼 ISSUE 003 - 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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think they've got bigger problems
Gaddafi Stadium, right now, as play is stopped here due to floodlight issue.
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think that's between them tbh
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tom curran has had more public support from his team for being a dickhead than khawaja has for expressing basic solidarity with palestine 😶
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we couldn't be bothered to make one of these but fortunately
@_nathanf38
did, thanks girlie 🌼
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has anyone considered that bazball (vibes) and lord's (most vibeless cricket ground in the world) are simply incompatible
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probably cos his recently bereaved family live in england not india 👍🏻
Harry Brook withdrew his name from Indian Premier League due to personal reasons, but he is now going to play County Championship in England. Padosiyo, what's this? 🇮🇳😒
#IPL2024
#tapmad
#HojaoADFree
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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match over and he's still declaring
Ben Stokes declared himself 'devastated' and proud after England lost the first Ashes Test by two wickets at the end of a thrilling final day of wildly careering fortunes.
By
@Simon_Burnton
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je suis the one guy watching lotr
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proper wanker teenager stuff this, very embarrassing
The vision everyone's been waiting for.
This is the series of events that's led to Tom Curran's four-game suspension...
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mr siraj sir thank you for not making us get up at 4am tomorrow 🫡🫡🫡
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personally wouldn't have used such a wide shot but I guess this is some "bazball" thing
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@ ICC get a life
Usman Khawaja has been charged for wearing a black armband against Pakistan without seeking permission.
✍:
@DanielCherny
LATEST:
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me when crawley gets a hundred
Yes I do feel wrong and disgusting defending a tall man who went to private school but that’s how you know it’s real
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get someone who looks at you the way they look at each other (sad edition)
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how does one join just stop oil and get carried around by jonny bairstow asking for a friend
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but when I lie on the floor at work it's considered "unprofessional" and "do we need to call someone"
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trying to add some facts into the sea of dreck this article and tweet has produced; teen girls already play matches with and against grown (cis) men all the time at club level. duty of care re: adults and children should be taken. this is not a trans issue. please stop this.
EXCLUSIVE: Six first-class counties are demanding urgent answers from the England and Wales Cricket Board as to why a middle-aged player who transitioned from a man to a woman is being allowed to compete against girls as young as 12
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CONTENT WARNING: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
sick of seeing domestic abuser geoffrey boycott platformed in the english cricket media? yeah, so are we
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you cannot post about sexism without terfs turning up but we will continue to block on sight 🫡
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this mf about to run all the way across africa
Brendon McCullum is optimistic that Ben Stokes will be fit for the first Test v India 🤞
#INDvENG
READ:
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First up, we have The Dean Elgar Award For Most Rattled Cricketer of 2023
Receiving by far and away the most nominations, and with 44.7% of the vote it's our fave Yorkshire boy Jonny Bairstow (we love you Jonny stay rattled 🙌🏻)
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the men's world cup is off to an extraordinary start for england!
#livethegamelovethegamelaughthegame
#blameitonthefallingsky
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Dunno why they're worried about trouble at Headingley. It'll be normal cricket regulars, not the pavilion hooligans they only let in to Lord's.
EXCL: Headingley chiefs will ramp up security ahead of third Ashes Test amid fears of backlash towards Australians
@MikeKeegan_DM
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watching this on repeat until I have so few brain cells life is a beautiful experience
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a longer-than-one-word blog on scott kuggeleijn's selection, rape culture, and why new zealand cricket need to do better by fans and survivors 👇🏻
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not sure interviewing maitlan brown needed to include "you're a bit of a barbie too with your blue eyes" did it 🤢
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please introduce the gay stumps to the hundred immediately
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nicole kidman, john curtin, hugh jackman, kylie minogue, nick cave, karl kennedy, pauline hanson, mark viduka, germaine greer, liam hemsworth, natalie imbruglia, mel gibson, rupert murdoch, julian assange....your boys took one hell of a beating
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jim maxwell will be crying rivers of blood in the morning
@callummay
@jimmaxcricket
@daisycutterzine
Jim will be tucked up in bed in Brisbane after a hard day. Imagine his reaction when he awakes in the morning.
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the english and aussies need to remember that we are fundamentally two of the most embarrassing countries in the world and you cannot be working yourself into a shoot thinking one is better than the other.
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the air of menace from carl the wombat
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strong manchester originals strong england, thank you the hundred for giving us top test quality spinners 🙏🏻
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17 year old Mahika Gaur, a big fan of MS Dhoni will make her England T20I debut tonight against Sri Lanka women.
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Great idea. 2 things from my side:
1. 12 is too big, I think 8 or 9(upside down 6) is good. Can’t jump from 4 to 6 to 12.
2. I’ve been saying for a while we need to get technology to be more accurate with the distance(like in golf). Absolutely can’t have some random guy in a…
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According to our BitchViz model (patent pending), Shubman Gill's Little Bitch rating has gone from 3/10 (before going into bat) to 7/10. Virat Kohli remains consistently firm on 9/10, the highest of any player from an ICC Full Member nation.
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should just play in the rain. you wouldn't get this nonsense if you had more state school kids in the sport. we've all done pe outside in a thunderstorm. grow up.
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THAT'S AN OLD MAN ON HIS BIRTHDAY YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM OUT
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this is very different from the Rattled Ashes where Stuart Broad just told them what he was going to bowl weeks in advance and it still worked
A spying row has erupted ahead of Australia & England's
#FIFAWWC
semi-final, after the Australian Daily Telegraph sent a helicopter to film Sarina Wiegman's
#Lionesses
during a closed training session.
@TeleFootball
colleague
@LukeEdwardsTele
reports
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hello ecb? i've got an idea
Vickii Cornborough of Harlequins Ladies poses with her player of the match bag of Tyrells crisps after the Harlequins Ladies v Gloucester Hartpury Tyrrells Premier 15s match at Twickenham Stoop in London, England (2019)
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brazen van heists? which SA20 team does he play for?
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mad that you can be on bail for very serious allegations and also be playing for your national cricket team isn't it
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really going in on bazball isn't he
To be fair, who could have foreseen that employing a huge private mercenary army made up of criminals could carry any risk
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does he call him joe root at the end or are we going collectively insane
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The Shane Warne Award For Most Palatable Australian came right down to the wire, with Pat "look at those lovely eyes he just seems like your mum would like him" Cummins almost getting there, but in the end the title belongs to everyone's fave one-legged batter Glenn Maxwell 🫡
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get the lowdown👇😱
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catching up with aus v nz 🤙🏻
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please can we all stop infighting about the hundred or the metrobank or whatever the fuck and focus on the true enemy of english cricket: golf
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politics-free cricket...and u don't have a women's team because...?
ACB Stand Firm and Advocate for Politics-Free Cricket
ACB expresses disappointment over Cricket Australia's decision to postpone yet another bilateral tour to Afghanistan and reiterates its stance on neutral & politics-free cricket across the globe.
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for £5 I will listen to this in its entirety and provide a review
Ollie Robinson launching a podcast that must be a living nightmare for his agent
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The Virat Kohli Award For The Biggest Little Bitch of 2023 was a close run thing, with Virat himself nearly winning, but justice was duly served and your rightful winner with a very late title bid at this year's World Cup - Shakib Al Hasan
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about 5000 different points in the last couple of days you would be forgiven thinking he'd died based on tweets
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The one you've been waiting for, and I regret to inform you that
@_nathanf38
, having received the most nominations, came last in the voting for Most Rattled Twitter User, an award which "the entirety of Indian Cricket Twitter" ran away with. They will be disqualified next year.
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at home, in the home they will be living in together, because they are married 💖
Jimmy Anderson just said on Sky that he and Stuart Broad said yesterday that "if we have one picture on the wall at home, it'll be this one". Alex is very, very good at taking photos
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The Pepe's Peri Peri Award For the Best Promotional Partnership of 2023 had one clear winner with nearly half the votes and we are delighted to award it to Pakistan and Tapal Tea Moments (this tweeter is a Sensodyne Sensitivity Free Break loyalist but mustn't grumble)
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absolutely fucking vile! 👍
NEW
@TheAthleticFC
🚨Manchester United’s plan to bring back Mason Greenwood included listing football pundits, politicians & journalists and categorising if they would be hostile or supportive. Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile”
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i actually do call it the men's battle of hastings because i respect women so much
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it is very hard to remember things that happened (checks notes) last year
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c̶u̶t̶h̶b̶e̶r̶t̶ mark, patron saint of the north east
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we really refrain from sharing terf nonsense as much as possible but I have lost my mind at this. I do think if you are photoshopping a cricket ball to have a vulva you have utterly lost the plot. these are not people that should be listened to. do they want to fuck it??
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good morning daisies! it's day 1 of the third test in this so-far unhinged ashes series.
ever wondered "how strong are the bisexual vibes given off by each player according to two people online?" fear not, as we have all the answers in one handy blog:
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the man, the myth, the legend
Shitting Hell!!!! It's Pak Bean!!! PAK BEAN IS AT THE PSL FINAL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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you mean to say that joseph edward root isn't washed after all? no that can't be right, the internet said he was over
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💥 Your big-hitting, rope-clearing skipper.
Introducing: Joe Clarke,
@VitalityBlast
captain.
Read more ➡️
#Outlaws
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literally the bare minimum of being a decent guy and still out of reach for the vast majority of them 🥴🥴🥴
Hector Bellerin continues to be the only valid professional football player
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based swanny????
@BBCNews
What happens if the stolen things turn up in the country we stole them from in the first place?🧐
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based.
Canada's Danielle McGahey is set to become the first transgender cricketer to play in an official international match.
#BBCCricket
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sad to announce that if the hated australia win the next test they clearly do not care about the future of test cricket 😥
🚨 TEST CRICKET ON FREE-TO-AIR TV?!🚨
Sky Sports could share the rights for the final Ashes Test at The Oval with terrestrial TV - but only if the series is level
@StocksC_cricket
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that's how we remember it
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just LGB is it? 🤨
I’m a little surprised at Devdutt’s suggestion that there’s a trend towards embracing homophobia. “Mateship” is about putting your arm round your team-mate to show you’re in it together. Mates show their LGB friends they’re valued and included.
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too scared to click on this in case he's done it again
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