Genie: ... you may have three wishes! Me *raising arms*: I wish three was a bigger number!! Genie: no, u-- Me *clambering onto a table*: I wish wishes were POPCORN!! Genie: why wou--- Me *a storm whips my hair, the sky is the same inky black as my eyes* I WISH POPCORN WAS MONEY!!

Friends who know when to stop joking are important.

I’m sure it’s been said but with Facebook becoming Meta, FAANG companies should now be MANGA

ever since coming back to the US from studying abroad I keep finding myself (in everyday conversation) saying some of the local phrasings i learned on Jupiter to get more stupider. guess it really rubbed off on I!

People just tweet things into existence

Rings of Power is GROUNDBREAKING. No show has ever spent $50M an episode and forgotten to tell a story

Genuine recommendation- very cute, very fun

Unfortunately, as you know, content

everyone is creative if they have the time and support to be so

New York is back

Very jealous of these dms

it is my job to viciously bully anyone who DMs for a dnd stream or podcast. sometimes it is lighthearted and affectionate and sometimes it is malicious and im praying on their downfall. you'll never know until you hack my imessages and discord DMs who i am secretly nice to.

how do I explain to my gen x parents that the news is something you sit down and watch for 30 minutes and not insidious background noise for the entire day