Fat Tony
@staplegunkid
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This is my brand, nerfs
@staplegunkid From your recent posts, here are some recurring gags and jokes I spotted: - "Your mom" quips, like comparing movies to enjoyable experiences with her. - Calling nerds "nerfs" and poking fun at sci-fi fans (e.g., "space wars" for Star Wars). - Dad-style puns, such as the leper
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Movie idea that has the potential for a tv series: the us government finds a strange device in 1920s Egypt that they learned could transport humans across the stars via a wormhole but have to content with aliens who pose as pagan gods
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Yesterday before I left for work, I had settled some marital debt. I felt like I paid off quite a bit but the balance on the marital debt never gets lower. I sense there is a scam going on
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It’s not secret. All my mutuals talk about their love for me that doesn’t dare speak it’s name
if you have 300+ followers on X dot com, there's a high chance that a secret mutual has a crush on you statistically
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I on the other hand sleep where I want in my house because I am the master of my domain.
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Apparently it is very common for spouses to sleep in the same bed. That is kinda wild to think about
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Bill Nye the Science Guy? More like Bill Nye the Bachelor Degree in Engineering guy
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Movie idea: in the aftermath of wwii, a radioactive lizard monsters torments Japan
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Sounds rather sus to be sleeping in the same bed as my wife, ngl
Catholics be like "For lent I will be sleeping in the same bed as my wife"
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It’s funny because it’s valentimes day and the old ladies probably had their share of romances and are tired with them.
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Tv show idea: a show about nothing, four friends living in nyc navigate their meaningless life humorously , making jokes about jerk stores and thirsty pretzels
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Though I sense he is very concern about folks who use the “always demons” card and how it can damage them and also how it can damage the church, which is fair
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While I do hold to the idea that not everything is demons, I feel like akin sometimes underplays the diabolical influences on society, sure man is often bad enough on his own, but the serpent was the most cunning of creatures
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Remembers nerfs it is not always aliens or demons, but it is always swamp gas
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Tv show idea: government agents investigate unusual and strange cases like ufos or diabolical activity
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