alpaysh Profile Banner
͏Alps͏ Profile
͏Alps͏

@alpaysh

Followers
5K
Following
164K
Media
3K
Statuses
46K

notes to self and tech shitposting. e/acc

future
Joined June 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
2 months
Y'all fuck with ilya merch?
199
98
5K
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
9 hours
Wtf is the computer contained in?
482
33
1K
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
21 hours
Queen shi
14
3
118
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
2 days
tf did Grok mean by this😭?????
26
1
97
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
2 days
Fellas, hear me out.....
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
2 months
Y'all fuck with ilya merch?
29
6
219
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
3 days
Sherlock Holmes' daughter btw
30
6
200
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
3 days
͏
62
7
133
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
3 days
Tremendous alpha in retardmaxxing on X dot com btw
10
0
70
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
3 days
I want to forget my ex the same way all of us forgot Bard
22
4
147
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
3 days
This feels like ages ago btw
43
5
317
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
Me and twin got a fresh haircut, how does it look?
43
2
108
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
Just keep posting. Nothing goes into the void. God is always watching btw.
30
10
207
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
wtf is happening
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru
5 days
JUST IN: Amazon $AMZN announces $38 billion partnership deal with OpenAI.
44
17
633
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
Fortune favors the bald
55
14
461
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
Unc musk should spend his X payout on 200gm creatine
15
1
92
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
it should be illegal to put 10/10 baddies in jail btw
43
17
288
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
4 days
whatever it takes.
@RampCapitalLLC
Ramp Capital
@RampCapitalLLC
10 days
Wow, the first non-profit to IPO. Love that for capitalism.
35
29
1K
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
8 days
one of my goals for 2026 is to get to know everyone here, or at least have a genuine conversation with each of these based humans
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
22 days
I love you all. I tried my best.
48
3
121
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
9 days
this is how I imagine all of you look irl
17
0
76
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
9 days
I don't smoke. Except for special occasions.
9
3
92
@alpaysh
͏Alps͏
@alpaysh
9 days
we're so back
@1x_tech
1X
@1x_tech
11 days
NEO The Home Robot Order Today
27
5
137