Stan Stankos
@stanstankos
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Overstaying my welcome
New York City via Chicago
Joined June 2008
If I was participating in the MLB home run derby, I’d have an octopus pitch to me because he’d throw 8 balls and I’d get 8 home runs with 1 swing. #MLB #HomeRunDerby.
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RT @yankeestadium: This weekend, Hank’s Juicy Beef sandwiches will be available throughout Yankee Stadium in Section 105, Audi, Legends, an….
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It’s so hot in NYC today, I saw a squirrel in Central Park open a fire hydrant on his nuts. #heatwave2025 #NYC.
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RT @NormSNLJokes: According to a controversial new biography, Elizabeth Taylor likes her lovemaking loud, rough, and frequent. Coincident….
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RT @chicagotribune: Today in Chicago History: Rich Koz becomes Svengoolie, the city’s iconic ghost host
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Same call every Father’s Day:.Me: Happy Father’s Day!.My Dad: I couldn’t have done it without you! #FathersDay2025.
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RT @esquire: “I’m coming to the end of a chapter where I redefined myself. But I’m still not sure what it means.”
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RT @EmoPhilips: Dear Flight Attendants,.If you don’t have eggnog, just say so; there’s no need to give me that look.
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RT @MarquetteAlumni: Welcome Home, Alumni 💙 💛 It's #MUReunion Weekend, and we can't wait to celebrate with you! 🖊️….
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