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If you take anything I say here (including this) seriously you're a damn fool. @[email protected]

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Joined March 2007
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Stan Dyck
3 years
Me to twitter right now:.
@mondomascots
Mondo Mascots
3 years
Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.
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10 months
RT @fielding: I endorse Kamala Harris for President of the United States of America. [❤️ to endorse, RT to annoy the platform owners].
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1 year
Not at the same time tho.
@midwestern_ope
Midwest vs. Everybody
1 year
Every Midwest household has this random bowl that is used for popcorn, trick-or-treating, or barf
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2 years
RT @DidKissingerD1e: YES.
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2 years
Beavers gotta beaver.
@buitengebieden
Buitengebieden
2 years
This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn,. Watch the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though it’s never seen its parents build one.
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Stan Dyck
2 years
The president can also direct someone else to do the same things with the promise of a pardon, no?.
@davidfrum
David Frum
2 years
If a president can pardon himself, he can commit any federal crime with impunity. He can counterfeit money, engage in piracy, murder the First Lady in the White House, then burn down the White House itself. If the legal outcome is absurd, the legal theory is wrong.
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2 years
RT @Pandamoanimum: Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.
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2 years
The Holiest of Mountains! Welcome to the neighborhood!
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2 years
Finished the first half of the Book of the Long Sun so it’s time for the traditional celebratory snack.
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2 years
Reading up on the gravitational wave background and pulsar timing arrays tonight for no particular reason. 🤓 #astrogeek.
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Stan Dyck
2 years
Happy Hal McRae Meltdown Day for those who celebrate.
@TDISportsClips
This Day In Sports Clips
2 years
April 26, 1993: **NSFW** After a 5-3 loss to Detroit, Kansas City Royals manager Hal McRae goes on one of the greatest postgame meltdowns ever
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Stan Dyck
2 years
If you’ve ever had a pet, listen.
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2 years
You need to pay the elephant tax.
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3 years
Please please please!.
@seattlebrief
seattle newswire
3 years
A new vision for walkable, bikeable Aurora Avenue North - Axios Seattle
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3 years
RT @SteveMcCleary: Hands down the most cringe coach in the NFL. Even his QB gets annoyed by him
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3 years
This one aged quite well.
@jazayerli
Rany Jazayerli
3 years
The good news is that the "Patrick Mahomes when down double digits" beacon has been activated. The bad news is everything else.
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Stan Dyck
3 years
Just stunned. I can’t believe my Chiefs won that game. Woo hoo!.
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Stan Dyck
3 years
Hilarious!.
@LongHairNasaGuy
LongHairNasaGuy
3 years
@LeilaBelkora @MJIBrown @TodLauer @MatthewSievert As you can see, I didn't take time to do a proper plate correction. I suppose it should really be a .fits image.
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Stan Dyck
3 years
This one just cannot be beat!.
@MLB
MLB
3 years
Drop a baseball GIF of how you feel about pitchers and catchers reporting next week. ⬇️
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Stan Dyck
3 years
Ouch! That hurts.
@euanmccolm
euan mccolm
3 years
Every damned day, something makes me feel ancient. Today, it's a clown sub telling us Bonnie Raitt is unknown.
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3 years
RT @garius: Exactly one year ago today, a certain formerly-feral kitty felt brave enough to explore our master bedroom for the first time.….
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