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Shawn Raloff

@sraloff

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Prolific author of 17 half-started books.

Portland, OR
Joined July 2009
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Shawn Raloff
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Merry Christmas!
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3 months
Apparently corruption is everywhere in Portland.
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Sports Illustrated
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Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups and Heat guard Terry Rozier were among 30 arrested as part of an FBI investigation into illegal gambling
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3 months
If you want to understand what is going on in Oregon, start here (hint: look at the bottom):
mhanational.org
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@DataRepublican
DataRepublican (small r)
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No business owner is boarding up tonight in fear of riots. The Left and the Right are not the same!
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2 years
Lead pipes?
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2 years
An ACTUAL Black Swan Event!!
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KGW News
2 years
Rare black swan found injured along busy Interstate 5
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2 years
TIL from a vet assistant that you can fit two adult racoons in the human anal cavity. The average weight of an adult racoon is 27.5 pounds. Meaning a "butt load" of something is approximately 55 pounds.
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2 years
Portland Public Schools spends $49k per student. Is any student getting a quality education worth that much? If you had the choice to take that money and send your kid to a private school would you?
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2 years
Got my first jury duty notice...at the age of 50.
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2 years
I saw a twenty-something year old man running outside yesterday wearing a mask. Not one to improve breathing, just a cotton mask. It matched the odd color of his sweatsuit.
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2 years
Since Elon took over Twitter (now X), all the bots moved to Facebook, Instagram, and Threads.
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2 years
Sometimes HULU feels like the Tumblr of t.v.
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2 years
Can we discuss how many birds my true love gives to me during the 12 Days Of Christmas?
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2 years
If Republicans were smart and actually cared about doing something, they’d make Trump the Speaker of the House and defund everything until the administration capitulates. Need to start playing offense for once.
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I have an 8yr old foster kid who told me today they needed a mask because “millions of kids died from COVID”. Our society is failing at even the most basic forms of communication.
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I love seeing Americans chasing their dreams and not allowing immutable characteristics to stop them from excelling. Congratulations to this king 🙌🏾
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I expected a jump off the top ropes, but the flip was even more impressive. https://t.co/J5n5cdpUCY
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Message To The Misfits, Outcasts, Dreamers & Visionaries https://t.co/EpolTNGt2m via @YouTube
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Smoke-away
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OpenAI is hiring a Killswitch Engineer for GPT-5. Apply now.
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