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5 star chick doin 5 star tricks • she/her • pisces•🌈
Joined August 2014
I had a dream I went on vacation with the kardashians and we went $25 million over budget
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Why does it seem like the obamas have a birthday/anniversary every other month
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If you brush your teeth and then eat pussy do you need to brush your teeth again
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what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
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What activities should I get heavily into during my 6 week break between work and school starting
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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt
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i think tate mcrae came from the same lab where they make crumbl cookies
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things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate
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New Pope Prevost Shares a Birthday With Trisha Paytas’ Daughter, Malibu Barbie.
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Stained my white t shirt w chocolate so I bought a new one and stained it w chocolate
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sometimes after I speak I think abt what i said and get worried maybe I have a disability
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Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals
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The only test to become an American should be of navigating a Costco parking lot on a Saturday
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