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@squid_bees
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2 months
doorts (deer shorts)
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@squid_bees
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i don’t trust people who never had an ugly phase
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@squid_bees
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2 months
*goes super saiyan and turns into this*
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@squid_bees
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@Rockmih @happy_paintings @iloveklim idk i think theres a big difference between drawing monsters for a location meant to be as depraved as possible and freaking out at a studio/calling them “woke” for using a normal looking person as a face model.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
you’re in his DM’s but hes in my bathroom cabinet googling what venlafaxine is
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@squid_bees
Sydney
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
@moonquery i never found out whos keys she wanted
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
hey bro can i give you a mystery injection
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@squid_bees
Sydney
20 days
using my big brown eyes privilege for evil
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Sydney
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@squid_bees
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@happy_paintings @kristafigtree miro is emo canonically confirmed
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
@powcampsurvivor bro i just found her on my college campus, and youll never guess what she had a baggie full of
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
idk who needs to hear this but if you’re feeling lost in life do not fucking join the military that will not save you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
@happy_paintings hes going to the bass pro shop after prehevil
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
we smokin on that shit that makes you bashful and demure
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
kitten, daddy is so close to muting you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
17 days
:)
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i have to pee AGAIN?? i think im getting the hang of this…
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
I DONT WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS ANYMORE I WANT TO RUN IN A FIELD AND EAT FRUIT
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@squid_bees
Sydney
6 days
is it okay with yall if i turn my swag on
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
@Poo_Crave Danny Pudi youre up next
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@squid_bees
Sydney
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its my birthday!!
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@squid_bees
Sydney
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@stickydacat is this how you found out youre color blind
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
Fiona Apple is trending which means I need to mention how much I love this verse
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@squid_bees
Sydney
10 days
i wake up every morning looking like a terrified gerbil
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@squid_bees
Sydney
14 days
jesus turns water into wine okay cool? i turn water into piss but no one has thanked me yet
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
you don’t meet a lot of Sydneys because I fight them all to the death and walk away with the title
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@squid_bees
Sydney
19 days
@missuswormy okay, well tell “J.P. Morgan” to stop blowing vape smoke into my sons eyes
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@squid_bees
Sydney
20 days
i knew other people aged i just didn’t think it’d happen to me
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@squid_bees
Sydney
29 days
you cant just say perchance
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@squid_bees
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
*throws a stick of dynamite at your baby*
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
its so hard being a goth girl with bleached blonde hair who doesnt act goth or dress goth
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
that wasn’t very cash monkey of you…
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
“post punk” “dungeon core” “grunge metal” what the fuck are you talking about
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@squid_bees
Sydney
18 days
i became friends with a deer in japan once
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
@blondehotcoffee my go to word was actually the word yesterday i got so excited
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
youre so silly and carefree, its a shame youre really mentally unwell
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
“what do you want for your birthday” i dont know and youre stressing me out
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@squid_bees
Sydney
25 days
stop fucking emailing me i am begging you
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
giving my dog ozempic so he stays aerodynamic
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
*uses the stall next to you in an otherwise empty public restroom* “can u hold my hand im scared”
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
if you give a mouse a cigarette, he’s going to ask for a cup of coffee. when you give him the coffee, he’ll probably ask you for another cigarette.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
i have too many questions about everything i am too curious
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
I ❤️ SPEEDING!!!!!
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
whenever theres a sex scene in Bridgerton i just think of how bad everyone must’ve smelled back then
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 days
shoplifting an entire sheet cake in my pants pocket
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
me: :) my brain: “what if you’re a bad person?” me: :(
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@squid_bees
Sydney
12 days
*has a major mental breakdown and ghosts you for months* “hey sorry about that u wanna get lunch soon”
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@squid_bees
Sydney
13 days
the parasites in my brain are making me watch antique restoration videos at 2 a.m. instead of sleeping
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
why are you posting about how lonely you are do you have a humiliation thing
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@squid_bees
Sydney
11 days
i wanna donate my body to science but then i think about that grandma who donated her body for alzheimers research and got blown up by the military
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 months
@czechwun omg i played the office kissing game all the time on girlsgogames
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
my mom knows her audience
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
waterboarding someone with pamplemousse LaCroix
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
oh boy.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
god what the hell does he want now
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
tag urself im uterine derangement
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@squid_bees
Sydney
26 days
sorry for bleeding all over ur bed. im not on my period idk why that happened.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
I’m im putting one of my lucky followers down tomorrow!!
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
*flirting with a man* “girl ur so funny!”
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@squid_bees
Sydney
22 days
happy pride month when i told my parents i was bi they said “yea we know” it was very underwhelming.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
theres this thing called bed rotting… and, well… me and my girls have gone pro.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
why are you talking during this 30 minute video essay I’m trying to show you. do you hate me?
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
this is a repost :o)
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm….
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
one time when i was younger i used my familys computer to lookup if justin bieber was gay and i started crying bc it gave the computer a virus
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
SHARE MY FREAKING IMAGE
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@squid_bees
Sydney
21 days
girl whatever
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
ive been looking for this photo for like 3 months i enjoy it so much
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
they’re putting a blanket over my cage so I calm down
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@squid_bees
Sydney
1 month
why did they make the snooze button on alarm clocks? big alarm wants us to all lose our jobs
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
sorry for not liking your tweets i just don’t think you’re all that funny
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
ur in his dms im still trying to figure my way out of this saw trap
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
*roundhouse kicks you*
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@squid_bees
Sydney
20 days
i dont mind having chubby cheeks, in fact i use them as a hot air balloon when i want to leave boring conversations
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@squid_bees
Sydney
27 days
im unique in a way the DSM currently doesn’t understand
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
*looking in the bathroom mirror when im drunk* :p ;o (: :D hehe
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
too warm for leg warmers but these are so cute im saving them for next winter
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
who told my mom about temu she doesnt need to know about that
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@squid_bees
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2 months
googling how to journal without feeling pretentious
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
Panera is like Teemu but for food is this making any sense
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
this sandwich has bad vibes im not eating it
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
never had a period. just doesnt seem like something id do.
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
do you guys think the Grinch had stretch marks on his heart from it growing so fast?
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
i love puzzles so much i think i was meant to be a laboratory rat
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@squid_bees
Sydney
4 days
*blinks wetly*
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
why cant u say xD without it being cringy i like it
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
let me guess you have a complicated relationship with food?
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
imagine hating me and im just in my room eating rust
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
giving people a thumbs down and a sad face instead of flipping them off in traffic
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
bodies are so grotesque i wish i could be an amorphous blob
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@squid_bees
Sydney
29 days
using a bagel like a stress ball
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
i was so upset realizing i didnt have psychic powers after watching Matilda
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Sydney
2 months
the opps are putting magnesium spray on my feet and I’m getting sleepy
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
just another day in joeys world
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@squid_bees
Sydney
3 months
the south is so funny to me like why do you have an american flag on your lawn. i know where we are silly <3
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@squid_bees
Sydney
2 months
its like no one even wants to go for high tea anymore
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