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David Spratte

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Design, photography, travel, and writing.

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Joined February 2009
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Donnie Barnes
3 years
So here we go...ban hammer soon, I'm guessing. But everyone should post their other social media this way.
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David Spratte
3 years
What Would Luthen Do?
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@MonicaLewinsky
Monica Lewinsky (she/her)
4 years
(i think i did this correctly)
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David Spratte
4 years
This could have been worse—it wasn’t Bradford Pear:
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LaCroix promises a
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David Spratte
4 years
If this goes through, what are all those single-issue voters are going to pivot to? https://t.co/45AaodW6HO
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David Spratte
4 years
His name was Robert Paulson.
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David Spratte
4 years
Wasn’t there a whole thing about textbooks in Texas a while back? Connected? https://t.co/Cm7uzSOV4R
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
4 years
Biden banned travel from South Africa because of the new Covid variant. Immigrants have recently been apprehended crossing our border illegally from South Africa. Biden is doing nothing to stop immigrants from South Africa entering illegally. Pure politics and hypocrisy.
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David Spratte
4 years
I planned on sharing this no matter what, because why not use CAH’s hard earned cash to try and get that *one* relative to get a damn vaccine? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @CAH #gotfivedollars
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David Spratte
4 years
ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT https://t.co/7zOhJRbwH2 #GOTFIVEDOLLARS
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David Spratte
4 years
The Buck Fifty:
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David Spratte
4 years
Not quite going to work.
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David Spratte
4 years
After this week, the right answer was a Garam Masala Old Fashioned.
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David Spratte
4 years
From this morning’s quick run around the Short North.
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David Spratte
4 years
I love this.
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Jason Scott
4 years
5 years ago, Internet Archive went through Wayback crawls of Military sites to grab as many powerpoints as could be found (it was tens of thousands) and the most garbled over-the-top jargon-buffets you ever saw are hosted at: https://t.co/sMQATWTTFv
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David Spratte
4 years
One episode in and @AppleTV’s @Foundation_ makes me want to buy a bigger TV. Then also build an addition to house said TV.
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David Spratte
4 years
Everything is just a little better with coffee.
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David Spratte
4 years
It’s been a profoundly long day.
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David Spratte
4 years
Did you know that a study recently showed that if you replaced your coffee with herbal tea, you could remove 87.6% of the remaining joy in your life?
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