badmon.
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ain’t shit funny fr.
minding my business.
Joined March 2015
Chris Paul checks in for his final game in Charlotte on his retirement tour 👏 (via @NBA) https://t.co/hKTZ888T8Q
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having access to people smarter than you is a blessing not a threat.
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It’s actually a shame Mamdani can’t run for president he’s clearly got Obama level charisma
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Saw a job listing that had "work laptop" as a benefit. Might as well put "office desk" on there too
We offer: “Annual salary 25 days holiday Pension…” Employers are not serious. These are UK LEGAL requirements, not perks.
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Nobody actually talks about how hard it is being the first to do something when you have no good examples in your life. No blueprint just trials and error.
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Draymond was the 35th pick and is going into the hall of fame. You were the number 1 pick and isn’t sniffing it. Priorities in the wrong place🤣🤣🤣
Kenyon Martin names power forwards better than Draymond Green: Giannis Antetokounmpo Anthony Davis Dirk Nowitzki Charles Barkley Kevin Garnett Tim Duncan Dennis Rodman Karl Malone Chris Webber Amar’e Stoudemire Chris Bosh Rasheed Wallace Pau Gasol Elton Brand Antawn Jamison
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I still can’t believe Londoners don’t say thank you to the bus drivers
People up North are so much nicer it actually takes you back as a Londoner
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We hate you too, what is it sef
i hate non-confrontational people so fucking much
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he goes home to Ben Affleck?
Matt Damon recounts what he told Ben Affleck when he questioned him about the filming of THE ODYSSEY “When I got home, Ben [Affleck] was asking me about it. And I said, ‘Every location on this movie would have been the toughest location on any film I’ve ever done. And every day
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He made this post when it was 65 degrees (at night, 80 during the day) in Gaza. And then three days later, we find out he’s actually in Poland. It’s all fake. Always has been.
Inside our tents, we’re freezing.. My children are trembling.. Gaza is freezing..
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I'd rather smoke crack in front of my mother
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why is the pressure to “be the bigger person’’ always placed on the person who was wronged?
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na by 1:30am that guy go feel that joke
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“textuationship”
Trapped in a sexless textuationship
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I already know Big Uzi Vert can grill tf outta some food
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i am generally against screenshotting and posting people’s letterboxd reviews but this is frying me really bad
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sankofa delayed is not sankofa denied ~William Shakespeare
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