all these award shows making me want an @enews glambot cam at my (hypothetical) wedding. it’s becoming a non negotiable.

if you have a chain restaurant and don’t have one in burlington…do you really have a chain restaurant?

i have never seen zendaya’s last name

rick owens loves the word bombastic @wwd

when you learn there’s not a time difference in boston and ohio…feels suss but idk (@wrabel @ericleva make it make sense)

ok @wrabel watch me change my bio to ‘magic gets lost in the mundane’

saying ‘i have money tied up in investments’ to describe having asos returns i haven’t sent back yet

i love how we're all pretending that we haven't gone completely insane. we're just out in society like "i just ate dinner in a big plastic bubble in the bike lane! everything is great!"

Whoa...@LouisVuitton has signed BTS as brand ambassadors. That’s quite the power move.

did the cheetos commercial one up the doritos commercial? #superbowlcommericals

a lot of you have been asking, and yes charlotte and i are thinking about starting a blog about wine pairings with girl scout cookies.

when the fam asks how you’re contributing to thanksgiving

#Election2020

@ericleva asking for a friend*

night before the election thoughts: why isn’t my date with the presidents daughter on @disneyplus

all i do is light money on fire, and i don’t even have a diptyque candle

what my western dreams are made of 🤠

i’ve got a $20 bill that says you’re never gonna change

there’s a fine line between feeling like you just need a new phone case and feeling like you need a new life