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Matt Toll

@splat

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Information omnivore, jack-of-all-trades, master of a few. Opinions are my own, because seriously.

Joined December 2006
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Matt Toll
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6 years
BUF: HOLD MY BEER.HOU: HOLD MY BEER.REFS: HOLD MY BEER.BUF: HOLD MY BEER.HOU: HOLD MY BEER.REFS: HOLD MY BEER.BUF: HOLD MY BEER.HOU: OKAY FINE. #BUFvsHOU.
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#ArmyNavy
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8 years
At Thomson Reuters, building on lockdown after car plowed into pedestrians right outside front door #TimesSquare.
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8 years
Hey friend, keep your 15th-century print technology outta my face. The whole seat isn't yours. Get a tablet yesterday. #personalspace #njt.
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8 years
C'mon meteor #NDvsDuke.
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9 years
Goodell #SuperBowl
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Train was 4 minutes EARLY 2day. Dogs & cats, living together #njtransit #creditwherecreditsdue.
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9 years
RT @jaysonst: Joe Maddon jokes that the biggest influence on his managerial leadership style: "Probably Michael Scott." Yes, the guy from "….
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9 years
Fear, fish and war are the only things that ever get mongered. Seems like a weird combo. #random.
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9 years
Strolling violinists in Budapest know 3 songs - Godfather, Bolero and that one song from the movie that everybody knows but can't stand.
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9 years
"Would you like a drink or are you waiting for others to join you?" YES. #rhetorical.
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9 years
My 2006 Toyota Tacoma just passed a Maserati #yesitwasmoving.
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9 years
Not bad #Calgary
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9 years
Ladies and gentlemen the #CalgaryStampede
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9 years
#morningcommute #njtransit #jackhammer #irony
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9 years
Apparently furniture has had just about enough of being treated like furniture #ottomanempire
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9 years
In the United States, deaths from furniture-related falls have doubled since 1999
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9 years
Iceland made the #EURO2016 worth watching for this casual soccer fan, and @rvkgrapevine made it worth following. Thank you! #alwaysbesmiting.
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9 years
Every time I hear the Hooters I have a barely restrainable urge to throw a melodica into the sun #nailsonachalkboard.
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9 years
Overwhelmed restaurant manager is about to LOSE IT while portrait of smilin' Roy Rogers behind her is like "yeah, whatever" #serenitynow.
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9 years
There is a hell and it looks like/sounds like a late-night #NJT train.
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