Reese
@sphinx568
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Ukrainian πΊπ¦ I enjoy music, literature, sarcasm, sports cars, history, travel, chocolate, absurdity, & a permanent tryst with a sexy delivery man. π©πΌβπ¬
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Joined January 2009
Do we think that "Buy the Bride a Book," instead of a drink could work? Asking for a friend (me). π
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Did not foresee myself reading about the Salem Witch Trials at 3AM, but here we are.
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Twitter login frequency circa 2015: 2^n/day Login frequency circa 2025: 1/month
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@rynkrynk Itβs fucking disgusting, you can say it. As an American, itβs also INCREDIBLY embarrassing. Shit, as a human itβs embarrassing. I am so sorry. You donβt deserve this, none of you do.
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Utterly repulsed that a vile war criminal is on US soil, the territory of which is hotly debated as territory that they will take back for themselves. You treat with pigs, you get filth in return. #Π‘Π»Π°Π²Π°Π£ΠΊΡΠ°ΡΠ½Ρ
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There are fledgling red tailed hawks in a tree outside my window. They are loud. And screechy. Let me tell you that I am not okay. I am NOT okay! π΅βπ«
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Would it be acceptable to add a Nintendo Switch II, ThriftBooks gift cards, and the bean of the month club to my wedding registry?
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Haven't signed into Twitter in so long that my mentions timed out (they're empty).
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Huh, so Putin predictably chickened out of personally attending the peace talks in Istanbul. Iβll never understand how this decrepit old cowardly pedo is a model of masculinity for all of these fascist freaks and wannabe traditionalists.
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So Putin is again sending his favourite pseudo-history ass clown freak Vladimir Medinsky to Istanbul instead of himself? And also a bunch of insignificant have-beens known only to narrow Russia specialists? ππππ Let me tell you what it is - it's an open mockery. It's
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Wow, am I the only one whose Twitter feed just begins auto scrolling when I open the page?
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