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Nissan al-Tiem

@spaghetti

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The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

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It is once again that time of the year. Here are my fave tweets of 2023:

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Well it’s that time of the year again—time to reflect on the insane shit people said on here. Thread of my fave tweets of 2022:

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2021 was a good year for tweets. Gonna post a thread of some of my favorite. I know it’s gonna seem like some of these are a joke but I promise you they were tweeted in earnest. Going chronologically:

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23. 2-parter

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17. Maybe tweet of the year

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12. It’s maths. Simple as

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2. who could forget

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To kick it off, this lady, a mainstay of these threads

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Well it’s that time of the year again—time to reflect on the insane shit people said on here. Thread of my fave tweets of 2022:

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11. Genuinely funny

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This party sounded epic 🤣

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My man is shitting!

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25. Egg shelves

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😵‍💫

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This Uber driver probably a damn billionaire now!

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21. Mad at bones

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9. When Marianne called in the podcaster battalion to help in Afghanistan

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19. Forgot to include this one earlier but w/e

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29. Been dwelling on this one…

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Asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt etc etc

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20. Also this one.

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6. 🧐⁉️

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A second James Corden has just hit Balthazar

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I’m sure MLK would have appreciated this!

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7. “But they can be a visual feast” rattles around in my brain still

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LindyMan blocked me this year and I miss his posts dearly

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28. Fun.

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Perfectly fine point, awful way to make it

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Transvestigators found their footing in 2023

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I just love the composition/prose of this one. They’d be worshipping the damn balloon!

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Maybe my favorite of the year

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This lady had meltdown of the year for sure

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Son of dead submarine billionaire seized his moment

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Also maybe tied for #1 of the year

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Triggered by temperate use of paper towel

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Well if HE says it was an accident, case closed!

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When JBP got tricked into thinking forced cum extraction porn was a real thing happening in china

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“I identify as black btw”

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Maybe we should all think about how we treat our elected officials

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Conservatives still not getting how HIV works

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So, nationalism?

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😶

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Hillary self-awareness slider set to 0

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Need the Pope’s opinion on this

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It’s the hole that matters

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Rly tough year for Elon stans

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Ok?

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Okay this is actually my fave tweet of the year

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Okay that’s it lol. Wish I had a round number to end on

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dumb person

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What did he mean by this

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@jordanbpeterson

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Which would make you more horny? @jordanbpeterson

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this is killing me lmao

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An All-Time Low on the Upper West Side: Little Boy’s Lemonade Stand Robbed

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@jordanbpeterson

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Made too horny by Dr. Dre, Eminem, and Snoop Dogg

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Maybe my personal fave of the year

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Ppl went absolutely feral over Will Smith’s Slap

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(This is about Elon)

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Darren Rovell learns what anecdotal means

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Re: elon musk offering to buy a flight attendant a horse for sexual favors

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Dream-cucked by portnoy

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The country version

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🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨

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