To all the people who followed me yesterday bc I looked hot:
You’ve been bamboozled I am in fact just a little goblin in disguise and I tweet the occasional intrusive thought just to remind everyone I’m insane
Went to a fest COMPLETELY sober last night and I actually am so happy I did. I had an amazing time, I didn’t embarrass myself, I remember every moment, and I think I’ll be doing this more often for sure :)
I want to be really drunk under neon lights listening to crave u by flight facilities (adventure club remix) and I think that’s the only thing that will make me feel better
Calling yourself a “feral rat” when all u do it blackout on free vodka crans at overpacked overhyped club every night of the week is the reason extra terrestrials don’t think we’re intelligent enough to contact yet
@jzux
Right, like cuddling is nice for a bit but when I’m falling asleep pls get away from me I need my entire space and the whole blanket wrapped around me like a burrito.
The next time I see a headbanger and house head fighting on the timeline I’m finding the nastiest porn I possibly can and tagging the fuckers In it.
Consider this ur only warning.
“Why don’t u follow me back”
Bc u and ur bitch ass friends used to talk so much shit about me and now u wanna pretend u like me cause I’m cooler than u.
Fuck outta here
Sorry if I’m about to be a mean girl but this bitch SHOVED me in the club last night and ran away too fast for me to run her shit but she looks like a pig and was built like an orangutan so It’s her own fucking fault for being a dumb ugly bitch