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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
3 years
logging lets you travel through time. debuggers let you travel through space.
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sophie alpert
9 months
new from me: everyone is wrong about that slack flowchart. systems are complicated if you make them complicated but you can also make them simple
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
9 months
RT @eatersf: Go out for tricks <em>and</em> treats at these San Francisco spots
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sophie alpert
9 months
RT @sophiebits: @lcamtuf great news, I just tested and this code already works perfectly today:. long *x = (long *)malloc(sizeof("Enough me….
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
9 months
multiple things can be true at the same time.
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sophie alpert
9 months
if the p99 of a nonnegative data set is 5x the mean, you know that at least 1% * 5 = 5% of the sum comes from the top 1% of data points.
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sophie alpert
10 months
this is not true!!. even if you don’t know how to read an analog clock you know that it has two hands and the positions of the hands somehow indicate what the time is, which is all the requisite knowledge for this joke.
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Jenni
10 months
You know what’s crazy? There’s an entire generation that wouldn’t get this joke because they don’t know how to read an analog clock.
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sophie alpert
10 months
RT @pitdesi: Sad news: .as part of the T3 renovation project at SFO, we will be losing THE BEST moving walkway on the planet. get your boun….
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sophie alpert
10 months
you can just call use() on a promise!
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sophie alpert
10 months
gpt o1 scores 13.9/15 on the AIME but I got 14/15 in high school so I’m still smarter than a 5th grader.
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
11 months
@EmmaManzini
Emma Manzini
5 years
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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sophie alpert
11 months
something something linearity of expectation.
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sophie alpert
11 months
what do I actually want?. is my only hope to use the mean instead.
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
11 months
knowing any particular percentiles for the parts tells me basically nothing about the percentiles for the sum!. I can of course like… filter to samples where the total time is >=p89, <=p91 but that’s atrocious and feels like it might be exceedingly unstable.
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sophie alpert
11 months
hey stats nerds:. let’s say I’m measuring some repeated process with total_time = part1_time + part2_time + part3_time. if I want to understand p90 total_time better, my instinct is to look at p90 of each part. but that doesn’t do what I want at all!.
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
11 months
git config alias.reword 'commit --amend -C HEAD --edit'.
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
1 year
(I don’t actually want two divs I just want the first one).
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
1 year
is there any CSS I can add so that my first div is the same width as my second (i.e., so that it's only as wide as the widest wrapped line).
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
1 year
RT @Scaevolus: > _the_ portable way to get the current unix epoch in posix awk is srand(srand())
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sophie alpert
1 year
what game is this text overlay from?.
@ShowYourCat
Memes to Show Your Cat
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@sophiebits
sophie alpert
1 year
Seems like most popular DBMSes/caches aren't designed to support these operations, though let me know if I'm missing something!.
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