post-nap makeup always eats for some reason (yes this is literally a screenshot of my bfs discord dms lmao I cba reuploading them all again)

never a product of my environment, my environment is a product of me

goooood morning

spoopy nails 🧛‍♀️ 🩸

i have gone too far with the silly manosphere biohacking things this thing is absolutely disgusting, whatever good ketones can provide me isnt even worth atp

consider how infrequently the worst case scenario actually comes to pass and then consider how ruminating on it isnt protecting you from it, but rather allowing your mind to piece and filter that reality more clearly into form

I know my boy Baumgartner Restoration would NEVER treat a painting this way.

the way this haphazard application of whatever chemical they’re using to remove the grime/dissolve the old varnish actually made me physically gag and I’m not saying that’s a reasonable reaction but I’m also being 100% fr rn this is not normal 😭😭😭

the horrifying part about this is that this is what the man with a wife and kids is thinking is happening when he looks at u btw~

“my boundaries” but it’s just an asshole justifying being an asshole

>> men in songs describing explicit acts in great detail >> unphased, vibing to song >> billie eilish: and im pulling up a chair and im putting up my hair~ >>

or a racing simulator bc why does that thing make my hands so sore after like 15 mins

me to chatgpt: if you were Gemini, what improvements would u make to this code~

caring for other people is better for your health and wellness than “self care” btw

Mama is likely nearby, getting food or hiding from people. She may have moved you to a safer or quieter location. As long as you are warm and not in distress, it's best to stay put and wait for her to return.

came across this drawing i did a super long time ago but i still rlly like <3

*copies your speech patterns to show u i am friendly and well socialized*

now imagine being a therapist and being morally obligated to sit there and ask this guy about how this makes him feel and hoping he comes to the correct course of action on his own rather than yelling at him to wake the fuck up before he ruins his life

and yes I know this happens to male seahorses not females idk why the world did seahorse mermaids like this tho

good mornies except it’s not bc my cramps were so bad that I felt them in my sleep and had a dream that I was a pregnant seahorse mermaid and my stomach was about to explode with a bunch of seahorse babies and kill me :)

being an evil bitch benefits all women, it puts the fear of god into people who are looking to mistreat women, it allows for some of us to never have to get our hands dirty to teach some of these mfs to not cross ppl. evil bitch love.