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Retarded On-chain Trader || Blockchain enthusiast. Soaked in crypto since '18 || DM for collabs 📩

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Joined January 2023
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
1 year
Curve founder, Michael Egorov was liquidated for $140 Million in $CRV Rumours say he indirectly dumped his bag by taking a massive loan position and never paid back while profiting $100M. Let's discuss the Liquidation Event and impact on Curve. 🧵⏬
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
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@HeyElsaAI removed one of crypto’s biggest pain points (key management). No more seed phrases taped under your desk or lost in your iCloud notes. Here’s what’s really happening 👇 ➬ What’s MPC? Multi-Party Computation = “divide and conquer” for your private key. Instead
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
7 days
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
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@HeyElsaAI removed one of crypto’s biggest pain points (key management). No more seed phrases taped under your desk or lost in your iCloud notes. Here’s what’s really happening 👇 ➬ What’s MPC? Multi-Party Computation = “divide and conquer” for your private key. Instead
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
7 days
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
2 days
Why are we still pretending on-chain apps can’t read their own history? With @brevis_zk, there’s a Zero-Knowledge (ZK) coprocessor that lets dApps trust-freely access, compute, and use data from any blockchain. Instead of relying on oracles or indexers, Brevis plugs into chains
@InfluencerDee
Denise 🏴‍☠️
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Stay Positioned for Brevis potential Airdrop ⌛️ 💰 Cost: $0 💸 Raised: $7.5M @brevis_zk is a ZK coprocessor that empowers smart contracts to read from the full historical on-chain data They recently launched a quest campaign we can get started on Open thread for guide 👇
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
2 days
Why are we still pretending on-chain apps can’t read their own history? With @brevis_zk, there’s a Zero-Knowledge (ZK) coprocessor that lets dApps trust-freely access, compute, and use data from any blockchain. Instead of relying on oracles or indexers, Brevis plugs into chains
@InfluencerDee
Denise 🏴‍☠️
3 days
Stay Positioned for Brevis potential Airdrop ⌛️ 💰 Cost: $0 💸 Raised: $7.5M @brevis_zk is a ZK coprocessor that empowers smart contracts to read from the full historical on-chain data They recently launched a quest campaign we can get started on Open thread for guide 👇
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@Only1temmy
𝕋𝕖𝕞𝕞𝕪🦇🔊
4 days
We just survived the biggest crash in crypto that wiped out over $19B. It didn’t just take money, it took lives too. If you’re still here, know that the journey isn’t over yet. It’s time to relearn and unlearn. Here are 5 posts I guarantee will help us do just that: 🧵👇
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
6 days
So basically, we’re watching the agent economy actually go live in front of us. TL;DR? @wardenprotocol isn’t just another “AI + crypto” idea. It’s proof that people don’t care about UX anymore, they just want things to work. 🔹 10M users onboarded 🔹 9M+ swaps in 3 months 🔹
@wardenprotocol
Warden
7 days
We've processed 9,000,000+ swaps in the last 3 months. But here's the crazy part... 60% of all Warden activity happens on @solana, totalling at over 5,500,000 swaps and generating $350k+ in agent fees. Here's what we learned along the way👇🧵
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
6 days
So basically, we’re watching the agent economy actually go live in front of us. TL;DR? @wardenprotocol isn’t just another “AI + crypto” idea. It’s proof that people don’t care about UX anymore, they just want things to work. 🔹 10M users onboarded 🔹 9M+ swaps in 3 months 🔹
@wardenprotocol
Warden
7 days
We've processed 9,000,000+ swaps in the last 3 months. But here's the crazy part... 60% of all Warden activity happens on @solana, totalling at over 5,500,000 swaps and generating $350k+ in agent fees. Here's what we learned along the way👇🧵
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
7 days
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
12 days
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
7 days
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
12 days
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
10 days
Incase you missed it, @TheoriqAI casually dropped that they can triple ETH’s staking yield from 2.8% → 10% using “clever DeFi deployment.” Bold? Yes. Impossible? Maybe not. Here’s how they plan to kick this off ⇓ AlphaVault basically aims to automate what every degen
@TheoriqAI
Theoriq
17 days
"We think by being really clever in DeFi deployment we can enhance (ETH's staking rate) to about 10%" @OldDawgNewTrix shares our target for AlphaVault during the @caladanxyz Signal "Hunt For Yield" panel 👇 Real Alpha below 👇
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
10 days
Incase you missed it, @TheoriqAI casually dropped that they can triple ETH’s staking yield from 2.8% → 10% using “clever DeFi deployment.” Bold? Yes. Impossible? Maybe not. Here’s how they plan to kick this off ⇓ AlphaVault basically aims to automate what every degen
@TheoriqAI
Theoriq
17 days
"We think by being really clever in DeFi deployment we can enhance (ETH's staking rate) to about 10%" @OldDawgNewTrix shares our target for AlphaVault during the @caladanxyz Signal "Hunt For Yield" panel 👇 Real Alpha below 👇
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
10 days
Brevis gave ZK Coprocessors a brain transplant Forget the “pure-ZK” struggle where everything’s slow, costly, and allergic to scale. @brevis_zk dropped Brevis coChain, a “propose-challenge” model that merges Proof-of-Stake + Zero Knowledge = cheaper, faster, and actually usable
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
13 days
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
10 days
Brevis gave ZK Coprocessors a brain transplant Forget the “pure-ZK” struggle where everything’s slow, costly, and allergic to scale. @brevis_zk dropped Brevis coChain, a “propose-challenge” model that merges Proof-of-Stake + Zero Knowledge = cheaper, faster, and actually usable
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
13 days
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
12 days
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
14 days
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
12 days
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
14 days
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
13 days
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
13 days
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
14 days
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
17 days
Crypto infra is miles ahead, but UX still feels like you need a PhD in button-clicking. This piece on @HeyElsaAI says: •Apps are the new battlefield → infra ≠ adoption, apps do. •AI as your co-pilot makes sense → swaps, bridges, staking without the migraine. •Real-time
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
14 days
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
17 days
Crypto infra is miles ahead, but UX still feels like you need a PhD in button-clicking. This piece on @HeyElsaAI says: •Apps are the new battlefield → infra ≠ adoption, apps do. •AI as your co-pilot makes sense → swaps, bridges, staking without the migraine. •Real-time
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@0xRetardio
Retarded Trader 📈📊
17 days
TL;DR: Crypto users: “Why is everything so complicated?” Warden: “Hold my smart contract.” Basically, @wardenprotocol doesn’t just promise convenience, it builds a system where using crypto is actually less technical. while most protocols are busy promising the moon, Warden
@wardenprotocol
Warden
17 days
How to fix crypto: Multi-chain chaos → Warden Bridge failures → Warden Gas fee confusion → Warden Wallet management → Warden Manual swapping → Warden Complex UIs → Warden
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