
Retarded Trader 📈📊
@0xRetardio
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Retarded On-chain Trader || Blockchain enthusiast. Soaked in crypto since '18 || DM for collabs 📩
In Da Moon 🌙
Joined January 2023
Curve founder, Michael Egorov was liquidated for $140 Million in $CRV Rumours say he indirectly dumped his bag by taking a massive loan position and never paid back while profiting $100M. Let's discuss the Liquidation Event and impact on Curve. 🧵⏬
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➥ @HeyElsaAI removed one of crypto’s biggest pain points (key management). No more seed phrases taped under your desk or lost in your iCloud notes. Here’s what’s really happening 👇 ➬ What’s MPC? Multi-Party Computation = “divide and conquer” for your private key. Instead
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
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➥ @HeyElsaAI removed one of crypto’s biggest pain points (key management). No more seed phrases taped under your desk or lost in your iCloud notes. Here’s what’s really happening 👇 ➬ What’s MPC? Multi-Party Computation = “divide and conquer” for your private key. Instead
AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
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Why are we still pretending on-chain apps can’t read their own history? With @brevis_zk, there’s a Zero-Knowledge (ZK) coprocessor that lets dApps trust-freely access, compute, and use data from any blockchain. Instead of relying on oracles or indexers, Brevis plugs into chains
Stay Positioned for Brevis potential Airdrop ⌛️ 💰 Cost: $0 💸 Raised: $7.5M @brevis_zk is a ZK coprocessor that empowers smart contracts to read from the full historical on-chain data They recently launched a quest campaign we can get started on Open thread for guide 👇
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Why are we still pretending on-chain apps can’t read their own history? With @brevis_zk, there’s a Zero-Knowledge (ZK) coprocessor that lets dApps trust-freely access, compute, and use data from any blockchain. Instead of relying on oracles or indexers, Brevis plugs into chains
Stay Positioned for Brevis potential Airdrop ⌛️ 💰 Cost: $0 💸 Raised: $7.5M @brevis_zk is a ZK coprocessor that empowers smart contracts to read from the full historical on-chain data They recently launched a quest campaign we can get started on Open thread for guide 👇
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We just survived the biggest crash in crypto that wiped out over $19B. It didn’t just take money, it took lives too. If you’re still here, know that the journey isn’t over yet. It’s time to relearn and unlearn. Here are 5 posts I guarantee will help us do just that: 🧵👇
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So basically, we’re watching the agent economy actually go live in front of us. TL;DR? @wardenprotocol isn’t just another “AI + crypto” idea. It’s proof that people don’t care about UX anymore, they just want things to work. 🔹 10M users onboarded 🔹 9M+ swaps in 3 months 🔹
We've processed 9,000,000+ swaps in the last 3 months. But here's the crazy part... 60% of all Warden activity happens on @solana, totalling at over 5,500,000 swaps and generating $350k+ in agent fees. Here's what we learned along the way👇🧵
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So basically, we’re watching the agent economy actually go live in front of us. TL;DR? @wardenprotocol isn’t just another “AI + crypto” idea. It’s proof that people don’t care about UX anymore, they just want things to work. 🔹 10M users onboarded 🔹 9M+ swaps in 3 months 🔹
We've processed 9,000,000+ swaps in the last 3 months. But here's the crazy part... 60% of all Warden activity happens on @solana, totalling at over 5,500,000 swaps and generating $350k+ in agent fees. Here's what we learned along the way👇🧵
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AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
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AI isn’t just building chatbots anymore. It’s building markets, portfolios, and economies. The lines between “finance” and “machine intelligence” are officially getting clearer with @HeyElsaAI ➥ DeFAI: DeFi + AI = self-driving finance. No more manually bridging, swapping, or
Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
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Incase you missed it, @TheoriqAI casually dropped that they can triple ETH’s staking yield from 2.8% → 10% using “clever DeFi deployment.” Bold? Yes. Impossible? Maybe not. Here’s how they plan to kick this off ⇓ AlphaVault basically aims to automate what every degen
"We think by being really clever in DeFi deployment we can enhance (ETH's staking rate) to about 10%" @OldDawgNewTrix shares our target for AlphaVault during the @caladanxyz Signal "Hunt For Yield" panel 👇 Real Alpha below 👇
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Incase you missed it, @TheoriqAI casually dropped that they can triple ETH’s staking yield from 2.8% → 10% using “clever DeFi deployment.” Bold? Yes. Impossible? Maybe not. Here’s how they plan to kick this off ⇓ AlphaVault basically aims to automate what every degen
"We think by being really clever in DeFi deployment we can enhance (ETH's staking rate) to about 10%" @OldDawgNewTrix shares our target for AlphaVault during the @caladanxyz Signal "Hunt For Yield" panel 👇 Real Alpha below 👇
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Brevis gave ZK Coprocessors a brain transplant Forget the “pure-ZK” struggle where everything’s slow, costly, and allergic to scale. @brevis_zk dropped Brevis coChain, a “propose-challenge” model that merges Proof-of-Stake + Zero Knowledge = cheaper, faster, and actually usable
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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Brevis gave ZK Coprocessors a brain transplant Forget the “pure-ZK” struggle where everything’s slow, costly, and allergic to scale. @brevis_zk dropped Brevis coChain, a “propose-challenge” model that merges Proof-of-Stake + Zero Knowledge = cheaper, faster, and actually usable
Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
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Most people still fumble with “what’s a crypto wallet?” while @HeyElsaAI is out here saying: “Say ‘swap 1 ETH for USDC’ and it’s done.” HeyElsa is basically your on-chain Siri, powered by AI + intent-based tech, that turns your thoughts into transactions. No more 10 tabs open,
If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
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Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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Forget just faster chains and cheaper gas, the real unlock is scaling trust. That’s exactly what @brevis_zk is tackling. ➣Traditional finance = trust built on middlemen (banks, auditors, regulators). Works… until it doesn’t. Expensive, exclusive, fragile. ➣Blockchain flipped
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If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
Crypto infra is miles ahead, but UX still feels like you need a PhD in button-clicking. This piece on @HeyElsaAI says: •Apps are the new battlefield → infra ≠ adoption, apps do. •AI as your co-pilot makes sense → swaps, bridges, staking without the migraine. •Real-time
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If your current meme coin strategy is “close eyes, ape in, and start praying for profit.” @HeyElsaAI is trying to make sure you don’t keep becoming free exit liquidity by turning that chaos into actual data-driven plays. ➣Meme coins are booming but 90% of traders still end up
Crypto infra is miles ahead, but UX still feels like you need a PhD in button-clicking. This piece on @HeyElsaAI says: •Apps are the new battlefield → infra ≠ adoption, apps do. •AI as your co-pilot makes sense → swaps, bridges, staking without the migraine. •Real-time
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TL;DR: Crypto users: “Why is everything so complicated?” Warden: “Hold my smart contract.” Basically, @wardenprotocol doesn’t just promise convenience, it builds a system where using crypto is actually less technical. while most protocols are busy promising the moon, Warden
How to fix crypto: Multi-chain chaos → Warden Bridge failures → Warden Gas fee confusion → Warden Wallet management → Warden Manual swapping → Warden Complex UIs → Warden
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