chief = genderless, unique, light-hearted dude = laid back, refers to a man (❌), non-threatening girl = candid, excitement, lgbtq

Went for a quiet pint on my break bc I’m not feeling great so here I am miserable while they’re blasting gangnam style

The Barbie movie came out before tampons were ever tested with real human blood. That didn't happen until 2023. For decades, menstrual products were tested with saline or water. It's not the only example. Until 1993, U.S. medical trials could legally exclude women, meaning most

#canadasdragrace this season had me re-interested after a dry couple seasons and then they didn’t crown Eboni Labelle so I’m gone again bye x

fuck any dude who thinks like this fr is life so cruel to you that u always mistake kindness for desire??? Please change and grow as a person.

My problem is, even platonically, I want to tell people how excited I am to be around them lmao but people get so weird with earnest and genuine expressions of emotions. People aren't interacting earnestly with people because they're scared they'll look corny.

Tried to stretch to help my sciatica and made it worse so today’s lesson is being old is shite and to stop trying and let myself die like a sick dog basically 🤷‍♀️

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

Jessie states that Moonlight Man suffers from a disorder called acromegaly which causes enlargement of the hands and feet, as well as his forehead and chin. That is also why he is so tall. Carel Struycken, who portrays the Moonlight Man, does actually have this disorder.

I think in another life I was a 50s housewife addicted to painkillers

shein is a sensory nightmare

Love that my pal told me to stop reading this book about neuroscience bc I was too mentally unwell atm and it’d fuck me up more 🤪

don’t even give a heck anymore just ate 8 day old leftovers I hope the other side brings peace

This guy literally dropped the best mindset shift you’ll ever hear

everyone holds the door for u when ur tits are out

BREAKING NEWS: @ZackPolanski announces on #bbclaurak this morning that @TheGreenParty has overtaken the Tories in membership numbers to become the third largest party in the country. There has been an 80% increase in membership numbers since Zack was elected Leader last month.

woah mama the voices

having face eczema flare up during a busy Saturday at work, keeping it chill but dying inside

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

shoutout 2025 to when I finally let the catholic guilt go and get a bunch of tattoos and have my father call me an idiot and that I hang out with freaks 🤪🥰