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RT @bingespresso: @sofasleeper If I was on there I would randomly just dive into the pool and show up in the next scene drenched. I want to….
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RT @tadpolemilk420: Getting back into shape and the workout regimen I'm on would frighten you. Ghoul-ups, dreadlifts, jumping jack-o'-lante….
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RT @pro6lema: @sofasleeper @ariellenyc dying in a reality tv pool is giving main character energy, respect. would produce a phonk remix of….
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If I was on Love Island I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
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Day drunk… time to make an incredibly unwise impromptu financial decision.
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RT @Airbnb: Our hearts are with everyone affected by the devastating floods in central Texas. is providing free, e….
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There’s really no hope for you if you willingly live like this.
I keep getting sad that I’m about to move out of my college house and then I get reminded that my toilet and shower look like this
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something about coke and white boy having motion and hinge screenshot
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If getting comfy in pajamas and drinking sleepy time tea makes you gay then put a dick in my mouth right now.
Why do you as a man own pajamas?. Getting all settled in, into some silk fabrics like a fairy? Going to get yourself some sleepy time tea too?. Mad gay.
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(in the most 31 year old voice ever) I’m thinking about buying a motorcycle.
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