@AJamesMcCarthy being a cat parent is basically negotiating with a tiny, dramatic restaurant critic

if your friends aren’t talking about: - claude code - creatine - openclaw - looksmaxxing - ai agents - taste - prediction markets - mac minis you should be grateful & cherish those people

This story is actually insane: • dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic • refuses to use the normal app like a peasant • Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller • Claude delivers the goods • pulls an auth

Protein? We’ve moved on to peptides.

Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation

The Valley entering the chat..

Just a reminder, cartels don’t care about your tourism dollars when it’s time for revenge.

Southern California looks absolutely incredible from space today. Everything is green, the mountains are capped in snow, and 75°F beach days return next week.

Crack is cheap. This was… a different tax bracket.

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

Each decade is defined by a zoo monkey in 2016 there was Harambe, who cursed us with 10 years of bad fortune. and now there is Punch, who will bless us with 10 years of good fortune.

Winter in LA was rough, but luckily it only lasted one day.

Los Angeles the coldest place on planet earth right now

Manifesting the Rachel Zoe / Brad Pitt collab. For culture. #RHOBH

OK, we’ve heard Amanda’s side of the story. I think it’s only fair we hear the cult leaders confessional next. #RHOBH

this is how your email finds me

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Just start drinking it black, that should take all the joy away

happy year of the horse

The typing is worse. The screen randomly dims. And every normal setting is somehow set to the exact opposite of what you’d expect, so you have to go on a scavenger hunt to fix it.

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