Stephen Musyoka
@smusyoka
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Passionate about good ideas, sports, outdoors & storytelling, slow roasts and playing bad golf in between. Live a little. Tweets = own
Kenya
Joined April 2009
Even Jesus no fit take this wheel from you ๐
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Join us this Saturday, 25th Oct, as we come together to celebrate Samโs life and support his send-off. ๐ Chelsea Marina Court, Langโata - Mill Hill Community Hall 2PM โ 6PM #SamArum #PrayerService #Fundraiser
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Sometimes, a lizard mistakes itself for a young crocodile.
Sifuna, if youโre man enough and think that ODM is too retrogressive for you, resign - Kasmuel
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Private keys never lie; owners sometimes do. Custody purifies. It forces reality testing: if you lose it, no one saves you. Thatโs frightening, freeing, and fundamentally fair.
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AFRICAN ๐๐พ WOMEN ๐๐พ IN ๐๐พ SUSTAINABLE ๐๐พ ZOOLOGY ๐๐พ AND๐๐พ FELINOLOGY ๐๐พ ๐ฅ๐
KWS officers collect cheetah from woman who rescued, domesticated it for two years in Wajir
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Wakamba wangu huwa hatuna hizi vitu ๐คฃ, uncle zako ukusalimia kama wamekuambia "nue watiiwa musyi, kwanenge sya soda mwanawa"
โJowi, โJowi' - Raila Odinga Junior performs traditional warrior dance after being installed as head of Raila Odinga family
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Nah pls I've come back to laugh ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ they look like little government officials
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Hizi mural mnaona kama ziko side ya Carrefour ama ya Goodlife kwa mansion yake?
Khaligraph Jones honors Raila Odinga with multiple murals inside his mansion...
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Nah pls I've come back to laugh ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ they look like little government officials
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Nimeslide kwa bathroom buana karibu niende round the bay of mexico where the sun shine daily on the mountain top
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Get pregnant and show them how itโs done sir.
When youโre pregnant, take care of yourself do your hair, dress well, and feel good. Youโre pregnant, not falling apart.
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Join us for the launch of a new report, Media Framing of Sexual and Gender-Based Violence and Femicide: An Analysis of News Stories in Select Kenyan, Ugandan, and Tanzanian Media, which reveals key insights and data on how media across East Africa report on SGBV and femicide.
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I thought @edwinsifuna wrote in English
Senator Sifuna has said we need to have lunch with Governor Kahiga? Interesting how he always has an excuse for ever misdeed of the Wamunyoro gang.
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Agreed.
Ukiwahi toa opinion Yako then uone madem Wana agree na wewe jua umesema kitu ya ufala
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Ama mimi ndo shida?! Kama hio law ingekuwa appended kitambo ningekuwa naskuma zangu 10 safi pale Kamiti
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Make sure you do the following tests at least 6 months to 1 yearly 1. Blood pressure 2. Blood sugar 3. Full hemogram 4. Kidney function test 5. HIV, syphilis 3 yearly tests: 1. Pap smear โ๏ธ 2. Prostate exam and PSA โ๏ธ 3. Liver function test 4. Hepatitis
By the way, what are some of the routine medical tests we should do regularly to make sure weโre in good health? @salimishmael_
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Where they get their extra volume from
What doesnโt make sense?
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