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Iowa state averaged 1.2 points per play tonight. In football.
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@DragonflyJonez
We had 40 years of incredible investigating journalism that led to so many poly sci and J school people in the early 2000’s just for them to get eaten alive and now in the most important time of truth and evidence we got barstool sports
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When you’ve been at the bar for an hour and the bartender says your tab is $120
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Kyle kempt been waiting 5 years for this
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@ACMC_Country
@alyssa_marie411
@zachlanebryan
Don’t send a reply to an artist without recognizing that it might get responded to. Zach is fine in his response. You’re being super weird here, buddy.
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Monte Morris got Hyvee to send literal truck loads of water to Flint. I don’t give a shit who bought his lunch.
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If every yard Iowa gained in the 2nd half was added to their point total they would have tied. Don’t tell me the refs lost that game
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More like Tyrese Gatherer because he ain’t shooting anything out here amirite???
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Perry Ellis mattered. Jess Settles mattered. Georges Niang mattered. Jon Scheyer fucking mattered. Jordan Bohannon does not and has not ever mattered.
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Show this in every middle school when they try out instruments for band and orchestra and everything thinks it’s pointless and for losers.
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Kyle Kempt has 32 less passing yards on the season than Nate Stanley. He’s played 1 series.
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@SheaSerrano
“I don’t think jobs should pay enough for someone to survive” is the wildest take on the planet
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When we were in cincy and the whole home crowd left after a sprinkle I ran down 4 rows to scream at these guys how proud of them I was. 8 dudes pointed and yelled back, good vibes and having fun is an absolute game changer
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Nothing screams Iowa quite like everyone’s phone in a restaurant going off with tornado warnings and the only reaction is to silence the phone
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The last go round the SEC brought in Missouri and A&M and B1G countered with Rutgers and Maryland? Who do you want? The Patriots?
A lot of unknowns, but if the SEC lands Texas and OU and the B1G counters with Iowa State and Kansas that is not a good look for our league.
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If(when) the cyclones win I will buy an under armour ball for everyone who favorites this before the end of the game
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@TravisHines21
C.McCaffery escatlated the situation with elbows 3 years ago when he ran for 4,000 yards and 18 touchdowns against Iowa in the Rose Bowl
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The things I would give to be having parking lot fireball with 70,000 of my closest friends tonight....
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Waking up to a doorbell ringing, 7 texts and 3 missed calls after you DoorDashed $60 of Abelardo’s at 1:45 AM
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4 TDs on Sunday night football against the top defense in the league?
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I’m not sure we deserved Mike, but Iowa State got very lucky to have him
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@Brandouche
Soft as shit my man. He’s the model for making it and never forgetting your roots
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How could anyone forget the one time Iowa has played Ohio State in the last 9 years?
Remember when Ohio State came to Iowa City a couple years ago and got the ever loving shit kicked out of them?
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@Kameron_Hay
@JasonSpencerDJ
He also did this after allegedly complaining about how much pain he was in and couldn’t play
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Baylor football continues to be absolute fucking garbage on and off the field
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Brock Purdy now has as many passing TDs as Russell Wilson has bathrooms in his house
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The “worst” player in this lineup is .93 4 star recruit and Kansas savior Ochai Agbaji, according to people who evaluate basketball. Bummer for Bill honestly
Can’t imagine Bill Self ever thought his closing — and winning — lineup in an overtime Big 12 game would be Devon Dotson, Charlie Moore, Ochai Agbaji, K.J. Lawson and David McCormack.
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Last night I got my first Uber eats experience at 2 in Minneapolis and this White Castle sliders were bomb as hell at 2:30. I apparently combined my apps into this folder and named it this and I can’t stop laughing
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Last year had a ton of awesome plays. This is absolutely my favorite and it doesn’t get shared near enough
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My man taking advantage of every step that they give you
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This is incredible. While there's monsters in this world, there's so much more good.
'I just couldn't leave him,' says Vegas bartender who held Canadian's hand as he died
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This does not bode well for a lot of the team
O’Rien Vance was taking naps with the first-team defense at middle linebacker.
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@SarahSpain
The guy who got covid by throwing a huge spreader party after winning last year getting some crap exemption for this is the least surprising and most disgusting thing
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Distractions are actually criminal suspicions. And there is depth. Because there's no discipline for those criminal suspicions.
Lots of distractions around the KU program right now, coupled with no depth up front — have made Jayhawks vulnerable.
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No matter what, call or no call, it’s absolutely insane minnesota let THIS turn into a (called back) touchdown
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@Jakesmith07
@jchrist104
@LarsAnderson71
@HuskerFBNation
Are you high? You’re fuckin high aren’t you!
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Imagine if Netflix worked liked twitter. You watch 4 episodes of The Office and then randomly an episode of NCIS starts because a friend of yours gave it a thumbs up 16 hours ago.
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Longhorn Network will be airing 30 for 30 "I Hate Monte Morris" on Sunday
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“I need 2 vodka lemonades but one of them stronger than the other” is problematic for a couple reasons.
1) that’s not how you order
2) seems a bit rapey
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASS!
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ISU won a bowl game to go 8-5 with 2 of their top DBs being disqualified for the bowl and playing QB roulette most of the year. I couldn’t be more grateful
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Without P5 money no P5 team is a P5 team dorkasaurus-rex
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It does, Len. The Indians did it in 3 games against the BoSox you insufferable douche bag
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I’m honestly happy the defense has fun because they deserve it. Been plenty of preaching about how this team is only ever in games because of them. You’d think the offense would find some inspiration
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@SheaSerrano
HUGE dog guy here but I ended up with a cat a year ago. He’s absolutely incredible and the best and I love him to death. I tried to kiss the tip of his head today and he tried to kill me
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Too early for an “I ❤️ Mom” tattoo?
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“The Big 12 cant afford to have ISU lose this week” was a phrase I never thought I’d read in my lifetime, yet here we are
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