it’s my birthday and i’ll make people feel shitty about voting for a white supremacist if i want to

Round of applause for Jessica Lee Gagné, director of #Severance S2 Ep7, her directorial debut. Masterpiece - 10/10 - no notes.

The fact that teletubbies was green lit

Whenever I randomly have access to regular tv and anything other than law and order svu is on USA I feel one thousand percent slighted

To clarify, there were two pilots and I do not want to get the wrong one in trouble. The younger, taller one was very pleasant. The other one, however, should face extreme consequences if not termination !!!

The fact that the pilot had this type of flammable reaction feels not only unfair in an unfortunate situation of bad weather, but highly unsafe for any current and future passengers flying with him @AmericanAir feel free to reach out to me with any questions 7344768794

I immediately apologized. He proceeded to have my boyfriend and I kicked off the plane, we are now stranded in Cleveland

No one can prevent all abortions. You can only eliminate safe abortions | Jessica Valenti

No shade but there's so much flannel on Parenthood

someone who doesn't cook at all (me) cooks once and needs two ovens now

I just walked in on my boyfriend talking to himself in the shower and when I asked what he was doing he said he was playing out a scenario in which Justin Bieber tried to fight him

Me singing take me or leave me to my bf because I'm both Maureen and Joanne

#Swifties

Me: you don't know the depth of dear John My boyfriend: play me ONE Taylor swift song that's not about her getting her heart broken by some guy Me: HOLD 🙏MY 🙏BEER🙏 @taylorswift13 #Taylor Swift #TS10SwiftiesVersion #Taylor's Version

@ScottWaldyn @ambernoelle Sir this is the plot of Mean Girls

Reid Boucher found guilty for sexually assaulting a 12yo girl and he only got 4 years of probation. He's disgusting and his sentence is bullshit

I hate the saying "you can sleep when you're dead", no you can't - you'll be dead - Worse mantra ever

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What if this is all happening because Lauren didn’t go to Paris

to this day, I think the most gut wrenching moment of my life was when I read that snape killed dumbledore

Potato chips that aren't folded aren't worth it