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Journalist. Has never set foot on the moon. There shall be no formal valediction, catered or otherwise.
Joined November 2013
The dialogue in #KingandConqueror is very on the nose. 'I've been deflowering the bride, as is my right as a lord.'. 'Now Edward has married your sister and in return my influence has made him king.'. Keep expecting someone to say, 'Always protect your eyes in a battle, Harold.'.
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Odyssey is nasty, gnarly and weird. And funny. Loved it.
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Can we launch a public inquiry? Set up a task force? Something must be done.
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RT @sturgios: Virtually identical intros in pieces (both about the death of reading) twice in three days - Kara Kennedy in the Telegraph on….
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Devastated after reading this heartbreaking report in the Times: '. loneliness is particularly high among young adults who pursued careers as social media influencers.' .
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Loneliness is driving a surge back towards traditional working practices, as young adults report feeling isolated
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Do 'psychics' still pretend to have helped the police solve crimes? That used to be not uncommon but it seems to have died out.
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Tony Lapidus's Sopranos impressions give me almost as much pleasure as the show itself.
Happy would-be 65th birthday to Tony Soprano from Christopher, Silvio, Richie, Livia, Junior and little Carmine. @TheSopranosClub
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A snapshot of 1987 from Posy Simmonds. Not sure I get 'W' but the rest are fairly self-explanatory.
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Applies to most Tube journeys.
Tuesday 19th August 2025 Thought Of The Day From Morden Underground Station
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The meaningless Defra quote at the end of this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. What is it that the water minister Emma Hardy actually does? Anyone know?.
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New analysis reveals high levels of phosphorus — which leads to the water turning green — that have been missed by government checks
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RT @MerriamWebster: Not to add to the discourse, but…. It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’.It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’.It’….
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I love #MayfairWitches but it's certainly er. uneven. I did enjoy this scene when our heroes have travelled from New Orleans to Scotland (Kilbride!) to do battle with a powerful demonic entity.
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RT @AaronBastani: Me teaching my daughter to pick up litter while walking the dog. If wanting a clean environment is a ‘grift’ fine by me….
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RT @VictoriaPeckham: Not a stream but a broken water main in Green Dale SE22 leaking out millions of gallons of water during a drought with….
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Sad news about Terence Stamp. I read his memoir, The Ocean fell into the Drop, in which he wrote a lot more about mysticism and tantric sex than I was expecting. Big fan of Julie Christie. Not a big fan of Dirk Bogarde.
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Was unprepared for Joanna Lumley showing up in #Wednesday and looking so spritely. Maybe we've got this whole 'smoking is bad for you' thing badly wrong.
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RT @ScarredForLife2: Like something from a Japanese horror film, the legendary and genuinely creepy Fifth Housemate lurked in the backgroun….
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