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RT @neiltyson: Harvest Moon tonight. Named during an era when farming was a cultural event. Today, might as well call it: Honey Boo Boo Moon.
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RT @lucyhallowell: Do we think the tail came with Kurt's fox shirt or is that something he picked up on the side of the road? #gaysharks.
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What do you want to know?.
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First Saints game of the season. Here's hoping RGIII is tired after all those sprints to Subway.
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RT @Slate: Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" comment was not a misstatement. It was a worldview: http://t.co/r2gGEBYp.
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RT @neiltyson: Enough on Mars. Must get back to making Earth hotter, cutting science budgets & killing each other over religious dif . .
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RT @Slate: In response to Chick-Fil-A, National Starbucks Appreciation Day is Aug. 7: http://t.co/kZ1zlM1S.
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RT @Gawker: Chihuahua Finds Missing Kids, Proves Chihuahuas Aren't Useless After All http://t.co/o3KSxJfH.
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RT @Deadspin: Someone accidentally killed Louisiana Tech's mascot, then tried to cover up the crime. http://t.co/u1fDHGvq.
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RT @neiltyson: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body and laid them end to end, you will die.
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RT @neiltyson: Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?.
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Daria. "all that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza topping.".
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RT @HollandTaylor: The tea light candles from Ikea are shit. There, I've said it.
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RT @cher: Oh! By the By! Go fk yourself !.Xxme ! RT @Modernpatriot3 @NewsNinja2012 @cher with obamacare she can get a new face once a year!.
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RT @iamwandasykes: Woman just asked me if I was Lenny Kravitz. For some strange reason, I was flattered.
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RT @afterellen: Show of hands: who could listen to @SofiaVergara reading Encyclopedia Brittanica? #showusyourglobes.
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RT @mental_floss: Watch 'A Muppet Family Christmas' (1987) -- http://t.co/jGZgCiKb.
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RT @Rangers: If you're rooting for the Rangers today, RETWEET THIS! #postseason.
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RT @HuffingtonPost: WATCH LIVE: Obama talks gay rights at Human Rights Campaign dinner http://t.co/NBG2Eqt7.
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RT @Deadspin: This 6-Foot-4, 320-Pound NFL Player Drives A Hello Kitty Convertible Smart Car http://t.co/em0nilJG.
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