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The real question is why does it start to work when it's slapped?
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I asked my Dad why he always forgot our birthdays akaniambia heri yeye husahau birthdays. Kuna wazazi husahau closing day watoto wanabaki shule 😂😂
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It's rude to leave your plus one alone in a crowd of people when you're the only person they know in that crowd. You ask someone to accompany you somewhere, you be by their side most part of the event.
Okuuuurrr?
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Being an adult means understanding that life is moving fast for everyone and sometimes your friends can’t show up for everything.
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Good dick makes chics crazy 😂😂 and Vera is acting crazy...
So 1+1=3
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When a boy gives you this look, you know your life's going to get ruined in about 3 months
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Am I the only one who can tell when an Uber driver is going to be problematic with the first phone call?
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But dating a faithful man is hectic. They don't take you out on vacations or buy you gifts because they're not guilty of anything.
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Watu wako na iPhone huskiza tungoma sijawai ona.
Hizo simu haziwezi cheza Kwangwaru?
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Today I sat next to a very loud high school girl who couldn't wait to finish school in November, get an ID and then get a job that pays 65k a month in January as she waits for her results. I did not want to tell her.
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Lord. We have seen what you have done for others.
BREAKING: South Korea jails former president Lee for 15 years
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Wengine wetu Valentine's Day tulikuwa tunaambiwa "I don't need to show you love today when I can do it every day" halafu mans anaproceed kukutreat kama nduma the remaining 364 days.
Children of lesser God.
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People who played basketball in high school really acted like they flew in from the States to study in Kenya. Lmao!!
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To anyone reading this, May your prayers be answered ❤️ May you have a breakthrough this coming week ❤️ May you have a prosperous week ❤️
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Alas. Today is single parents day 💞
To every single parent on my timeline, we are going to be alright ❤️🙏🏾
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😂😂😂 what's the first thing your Mum says when you wake up at 9am instead of 6am like an African child?
#AfricanMumChallenge
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I celebrate my birthday from 23rd November to 25th November because my Mom told me that I was born on 23rd but my Dad wrote 25th when they were getting my birth certificate.
So technically, I turn 25 today.
I am accepting gifts from today.
❤️❤️
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Imagine going out in some club to sit with sweaty people and drink overpriced alcohol when you can just cuddle up with your babe, drink, make love and maybe watch a movie you won’t finish.
I choose cuddles.
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Every day is a struggle for the woman.
Catcalls. Insults. Random men following Her. Random men grabbing parts of Her body. A man she knows killing Her. A man she knows beating Her up.
Why? Because He can.
May God protect Her.
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Growing older makes me realize that there is no manual for relationships and friendships. Just do what makes you happy. Get rid of anything/anyone that disturbs your peace. Give people the same energy they're giving you. Don't go over and beyond for someone who wouldn't for you.
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Nataka nilewe waite Ambulance
Kesho niamke na mabablas
Nikunywe supu niskie fabulous
Hangie ikiisha, tena repeat repeat
You call yourself a patriot huh? Can you fluently recite all 3 stanzas of our english National Anthem?
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Red meat is not a challenge. Staying off sugar is where the real challenge is.
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Lmao. My dad tells me everyday that he educated me so that my life can be better. He’s never told me anything about paying him back.
Lolz. Y’all gonna be some weird fathers.
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