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Steve Lutz

@slutz

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I'm kind of a jackass. You probably shouldn't follow me.

San Diego-ish
Joined May 2008
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Steve Lutz
10 years
Did you find the hidden Mickey in the new Star Wars trailer? Crazy cool synergy, Disney!
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Steve Lutz
26 days
I think I'll cry hardest of all when Ringo goes.
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Steve Lutz
3 years
Wait, did you see him go to his ear there? He got something on there?
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Steve Lutz
4 years
Kudos to @novobrazilbrew for having the incredible good sense to send more cans of their sublime Strawberry Milkshake IPA out into the world. I thought I was never going to see it again.
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Steve Lutz
4 years
God F us, everyone!
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The Incomparable
4 years
Happy F'sgiving! It's "Last Action Hero" (Arnold S. featuring F. Murray Abraham) with @HollyGoDarkly @moiseschiu @slutz and @dloehr! https://t.co/LiWEG1rLeX
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Steve Lutz
4 years
Two things visible from the International Space Station tonight: the Great Wall of China, and Wilmer Flores not going around on that pitch.
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Steve Lutz
4 years
You know, sometimes you think you’re #hungryformore, so you order something big, and then you take one bite and realize you were #notthathungryafterall.
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Steve Lutz
5 years
This is unfortunate pagination.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
Hey @novobrazilbrew, if you’d asked me my opinion, I would have told you this was a crazy bad idea. But fortune favors the bold, and it turns out this beer is kind of amazing. Adoro!
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Steve Lutz
6 years
People who record ads for their hilarious new improv podcasts that run for even multiples of 15 seconds are the real heroes.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
I think it’s gonna be all right, people.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
I'm serious about that, by the way. If you want to greatly calm the public, and decrease the concentration of people stumbling glassy-eyed through the grocery stores, commit to sending out 4 rolls of TP to every household. You'll witness an immediate and widespread unclenching.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
Hey federal government, if you really want to provide some relief, send me something I can wipe my ass with. That $1000 check is going to last one morning, maybe two if I tear the pieces up small.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
I hope you folks who emptied every shelf in the county of toilet paper have explosive diarrhea for the next two weeks. I want you to really get your money’s worth.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
Diabeetus.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
I don’t know much about Andy Reid, but I do know I really, really want some Quaker Oats right now.
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Steve Lutz
6 years
Brrrraaaaaaaaaaaandsssssss!
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Steve Lutz
6 years
I kid my Millennial pals. Please do not eat the New Slappin’ Avocado Flavor Tide Power Pods.
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