Steve Lutz
@slutz
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I'm kind of a jackass. You probably shouldn't follow me.
San Diego-ish
Joined May 2008
Did you find the hidden Mickey in the new Star Wars trailer? Crazy cool synergy, Disney!
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Wait, did you see him go to his ear there? He got something on there?
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It's the return of Low Definition! Join host @slutz and contestants @tiffarment, @GlennF, @shelly, @lexfri, @jsnell, and @verso as they try to stump each other with words, phrases, and thumps!
theincomparable.com
At long last, it’s the return of Low Definition with host Steve Lutz! Words, phrases, artworks, humps, and of course the CRAZY ROUND all feature in this classic version of America’s favorite game...
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Kudos to @novobrazilbrew for having the incredible good sense to send more cans of their sublime Strawberry Milkshake IPA out into the world. I thought I was never going to see it again.
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God F us, everyone!
Happy F'sgiving! It's "Last Action Hero" (Arnold S. featuring F. Murray Abraham) with @HollyGoDarkly @moiseschiu @slutz and @dloehr! https://t.co/LiWEG1rLeX
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Two things visible from the International Space Station tonight: the Great Wall of China, and Wilmer Flores not going around on that pitch.
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You know, sometimes you think you’re #hungryformore, so you order something big, and then you take one bite and realize you were #notthathungryafterall.
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Oh no! @LowDefGS is back! Yep, @slutz is still the host. And @2minutetimelord @mrssoup @dmoren @monty_ashley @shelly and @jsnell are his unwitting victims—er, unwitting players. https://t.co/cE71fcQixY
theincomparable.com
Remember Low Definition? It’s back! And the definitions are just as dumb as always! Six contestants fight with weird words, old comic strips, questionable community names, and people on the internet...
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Hey @novobrazilbrew, if you’d asked me my opinion, I would have told you this was a crazy bad idea. But fortune favors the bold, and it turns out this beer is kind of amazing. Adoro!
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People who record ads for their hilarious new improv podcasts that run for even multiples of 15 seconds are the real heroes.
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I'm serious about that, by the way. If you want to greatly calm the public, and decrease the concentration of people stumbling glassy-eyed through the grocery stores, commit to sending out 4 rolls of TP to every household. You'll witness an immediate and widespread unclenching.
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Hey federal government, if you really want to provide some relief, send me something I can wipe my ass with. That $1000 check is going to last one morning, maybe two if I tear the pieces up small.
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I hope you folks who emptied every shelf in the county of toilet paper have explosive diarrhea for the next two weeks. I want you to really get your money’s worth.
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I don’t know much about Andy Reid, but I do know I really, really want some Quaker Oats right now.
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I kid my Millennial pals. Please do not eat the New Slappin’ Avocado Flavor Tide Power Pods.
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