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uk #1 emo fox and original squid ward resident. working at the forefront of midwest emo genre fusion research. 24

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@slphrrr
layla
5 months
guitar playthrough of my feature on "robot jesus vampire" by @unfamiliartunes . had a blast writing this one :) go stream their debut album "rubberneck" !!!!!!!!
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@h3xenbrenner2
hb
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(levitating 0.0000000000000001m off the ground) behold my power
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@shadowkristal
shadowkristal
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@latesleeper_
latesleeper
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i wish this was my job, i wish i was employed to do this
@milenkadraws
milena☆
3 days
time to eat and entire sheet of tiramisu in bed YAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAY YAYAYYYYAYYAYAYYAYA
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@slphrrr
layla
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why is dubstep twitter always like high school drama . get off my timeline bro
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@slphrrr
layla
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notice how they had to ai generate the dinosaur bones because they aren't real
@ausar_the
Ausarchosaur is counting the days til PhP Ice Age
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I find it ironic that this guy posted a pic of construction workers finding fossils, because this is something that's actually happened. Multiple times.
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@no_earthquake
no earthquake (is back)
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LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest
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@slphrrr
layla
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reading the Wikipedia page "List of music considered the worst" and oh my god lol
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@slphrrr
layla
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it's easy to laugh at sleep token for how they sound, but it's even easier when you remember the promo for any given release is like . super occult and mysterious
@mothercourtney
ella đŸ¦©
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mind you, sleep token, a metal band is capable of making pop songs that are way better than all these pop girls like that’s just embarrassing
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@slphrrr
layla
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Would you like to hear about our lord and saviour Taylor Swift
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@squeeeden
eden
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beans on toast review time!!!
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@slphrrr
layla
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they won't tell you this but, on top of all that, "relativity" is actually an incest thing
@redvivisection
Hero
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>invents gravity >traffics kids to an island >fucking dies
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@slphrrr
layla
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oh that's polite, I wonder what they want from- Oh. Oh okay
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arf arf
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@slphrrr
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meow
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@burkeistired
burke
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"seal emo" only consists of the ca coastal mudcore scene and the late 90's swimming scene. what is known by "midwest seal-mo" is nothing but oceanic rock with questionable seal emo influence. when porpoises try to argue
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@slphrrr
layla
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travis kelce sat on the floor with a magazine and a pair of scissors holding up the album cover he made to taylor with fully extended elbows
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@skeletorisreal
Post-hardcore cowboy
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I DONT WANNA SEE THE DAY
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@jellyfishingfan
carrie
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"eel emo" only consists of the deepsea epifaunal hard coral scene and the late 90s seahorse scene. wh
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@laserboat999
donald boat
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(KNOCK KNOCK) Randomness Department, open up... Hello, sir. Officer Narwhal, 43rd Mounted Sporks. Do you have a permit for that bacon :3
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@slphrrr
layla
5 days
HALO EXISTS . YOU CAN GO PLAY IT ON THE COMPUTOR . WHAT ARE WE DOING
@MatthewBerman
Matthew Berman
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Ok this is insane. Scene from the original Halo game. Includes what seems like 100% accurate sound effects.
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