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@slippycreps
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president of digging holes in your garden 🏳️⚧️ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
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i will always be the “you could’ve just told me” kind of person. not because i enjoy pain, but because i’ve lived long enough to know that the truth, no matter how heavy, is still kinder than being misled. i would rather feel the sting of honesty than spend nights overthinking,
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A little shriveled monkey husk never hurt anyone
A passenger from Congo believed the food they were bringing was fine; it was not. In the passenger’s suitcase O’Hare Agriculture Specialists found 11lbs of beans w/ pests, 17lbs of unknown plants, & 4lbs of nonhuman primate meat. These items are prohibited, seized, & destroyed.
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you write one poem and you’re not a poet you cook one meal and you’re not a chef you shit ONE pant …
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guys. i was on the radio tonight. and i was actually running the desk. and it was so fucking cool and fun. i will fight tooth and nail to get my own show
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what crack are you smoking parrying is the most fun shit ever
Notice how parrying has never actually made a game more fun
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i think it’s unfair to have this conversation without talking about a real goat
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being employed is so fun i go and make money and then my little gremlins (unemployed friends) collect for me (send me tiktoks) for when i get home
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you all trained for this and failed
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E33 should have their flowers but they should have had 2/3 of them if you know what i mean
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E33 is a great game but it did get to a point that every time they got another award it was a bit boring. like yeah they deserved a lot of wins but fuckin hell 11 is a bit much and i feel like they definitely went overboard for the fact it was an indie game that made it
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dog hearing game at the game awards ,,, micah will like this
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