kelly 🧩
@slimethot
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if you’re gonna be dumb you better be tough
she/her (26) Ireland👉glasgow
Joined November 2014
“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit
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looking like our girl catherine connolly is gonna win the presidency today in ireland thank god i was looking for a reason to drink today
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Girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring Smirnoff Ice over them (2000)
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bad day to be a toastie
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shoutout to the skate bush gritter for keeping my area safe we WILL be running up that hill
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found the culprit responsible for the Ticketmaster Oasis Deathmatch that happened this summer if you’re lookin
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oh my god can you not lick an arse for 5 minutes
Congratulations to US President-elect @realDonaldTrump on your victory. The people of the United States have spoken and Ireland will work to deepen and strengthen the historic and unbreakable bonds between our people and our nations in the years ahead.
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and so it begins! where’s my freedom of speech elon why don’t you take a minute away from playing an actual bond super villain and suck my ass
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i know america is going to suffer from this result but can i be selfish and say that i just don’t want to see elon musk’s smug fuckin face for one second you’ve taken twitter from me don’t take my happiness
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writing this will ensure i never get to heaven but i truly hope donald trump dies soon into his presidency cause i’ve known way more influential and amazing people who have not seen the age of 78 why does he get to have that privilege
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dunno why ppl are obsessed with looking at their partners insta explore page incase it’s full of OF models cause my explore page is genuinely begging for me to be lobotomized
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another set of double yolks has hit snotgirl HQ
nothing much just cracked open 4 double yoked eggs in a row currently hauling arse to the shop for some scratch cards
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what’s the story with soundcloud running full on israeli propaganda ads that i can’t skip im just trying to listen to music not fund genocide
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nothing much just cracked open 4 double yoked eggs in a row currently hauling arse to the shop for some scratch cards
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