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@LalaAmor23 @D_stillnot_nyce Girl what the hell…tryna see what that be like 😭
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extraordinary.
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@LalaAmor23 @D_stillnot_nyce 😂😂😂😂 I did anal once but I hated and cried in pain lmfaooo but the details in your experience got me wondering 😭
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:)
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I got the job 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@AmeriKraut it lasts for fucking ever
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I got the job 🥂
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rasta pasta >
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I need to be pounded thru the roof
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@slimeahontas
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love doin life with my person 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾
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TASHA PLEASE HAVE SOME SYMPATHY I JUST LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
@PowerTVFans
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James “Ghost” St. Patrick once said… #PowerTV
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37th floor view >
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I came 14 times in a row 😵‍💫
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😍😍😍😍😍
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gave out too much loyalty, swear i should've kept it.
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WOW I JUST WOKE UP TO THE BIGGEST BLESSING 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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HATING HOES AIN’T HAPPY, HAPPY HOES AIN’T HATING.
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I really be using my rose in work meetings lmfaooooooo
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morning sex lasts two mins lmfaooooo
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sexual tension is so funny 😭
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when my rose make me cum so hard I see stars
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@slimeahontas
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meet milani; my “nonverbal” 5 y/o that can use the potty alone, can say more than “three words”, and can also read yk mommy is her biggest cheerleader 🥂
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@2cool_bray
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Since it’s autism awareness month 💙🧩 tell me who you advocate for & something you are proud of with them. 👀 every little progress is worth celebrating. LET ME HEAR IT. 🗣️
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rediscovering old songs >
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look him dead in the face when he cumming 🥴
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sleepy side sex >
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i will pay someone to take my computer class frl
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now I have to try this
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nudes >
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i joke all day but deep down…i wanna joke some more 🌚
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snapped once again 🫠
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please god stop sending me bums
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never needed the wigs 💅🏽 theiconicmanestudiollc on IG 🫶🏽
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hearing you so pretty when you cumming >>>>
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constantly keeping your 🐱 bald is the best thing ever
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lord my daughter has a lil boo and he gives her his entire lunch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@slimeahontas
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going from pregnant to miscarrying in three days is not something I am processing at all.
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I let u go and life got easyyyyy
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cuz he a bum. simple.
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big momma 👅
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if u coparenting why do the mom gotta always send the baby to the dads wit shit??? As a father why tf u dont got clothes milk &etc for ur child already?????
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im ignoring y’all dms cuz I don’t want y’all. I see it.
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got an email for a salary increase 🥂
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@slimeahontas
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lord forgive me, i’m givin em hell.
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my period be doin me so dirty mane 😭😭😭😭😭
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why do I be getting this high 🫠
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my family in colorado sending me 3k for Christmas to cheer me up >>>>>>>
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@slimeahontas
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the prettiest tinker bell 🎃🧚
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anything I touch is turning into gold like I was sent from heaven.
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I wish the weather would pick a side. Tired of going from heat to AC.
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moaning while giving me head >>> 🫣
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“like are you crazy” at the end of an argument >>>>
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getting folded like a 🥨 >>>>>
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my daughter used her potty 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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my boyfriend is such a wonderful person. boy am I lucky.
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Bra I’m hollering. It kinda slap?
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really wish i could sleep
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love hearing “whatever you want” 🥹
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PARTYNEXTDOOR’s unreleased songs >
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wipe him like he snotty for you baby girl 🫶🏽
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I hope nobody in this meeting know I’m high 🌚
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feels good to be cool on a nigga u used to crash out bout lmfaooo.
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gagged when the lady did my strep throat test. very humbling.
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Oooo I gotta get this just for myself 😂
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seeing old photos of me in college and boy I was hungry as hell lmfaooooo
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@JayKenMinaj my parents dying, neither of them were supposed to they both were fine unexpected and i barely knew or remember them; my aunt forced me to go to places that made me talk about and deal with it.
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love when people include my child in things when it’s about me 🥹🤞🏽
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papa wanted jerk chicken pasta so I made it 🫠
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ex steady calling boy you ain’t gone get yo hoe back!
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Instagram notifies people when you hide the story from them? Wow….
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my rose stay dying right when I’m about to finish lmfaoowowowwnwjwj 🫣
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@slimeahontas
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my twin 🫶🏽
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hotel came with a built in water park yea that’s two water parks 😵‍💫
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WHAT THE FUCK IS IT LIKE THEN KEISHA? HMMM 🤣🤣🤣
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I love my family, so glad we live five mins from each other LMDAO.
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One thing about me I’ll quit a job and secure a new one soooo fast 🥂
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nothing like getting pounded and ate up before work 🫠
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my nail tech >
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I remember sitting in the NICU crying my eyes out for weeks sitting by my daughter and in two days I’ll have a four year old 🥹
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i'm gone have her sing this at my wedding WATCH 🗣
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woke up to pee, found Mother Nature waiting 😐
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I be shooting my shot to see if I still got it and I DO 😂
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outside in yo city lookin good ☺️
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I been smacked for four hrs straight
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york peppermint patty cool on you bitch
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I miss having sex with a mf I actually care about lol
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french fries
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man I just fucked my sheets up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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can’t wait to wake up to her murderers being caught. #justiceforshanquella
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I’m in a Tesla 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹
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i love when strangers call me pretty 😭
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