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....... Sobriety in Moderation ........ ..............................🇨🇦...............................
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined October 2008
Dont' blame the GRIFTER, blame the guy who keeps giving him money with no questions & those who voted for him to be our PM.... Now off to USA to find ways to keep the war & the grift going....
I thought I could detect an odor on the breeze this morning. Globalist puppets Mark Carney and Zelensky are in Halifax to discuss how to launder more money from the Canadian tax payer, and how to sabotage the peace efforts of America. When finished speaking with Carney,
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Poor man, he must still be traumatized - IDIOT !!! Drunk, soaking wet and naked Pamela Anderson chased me... but I wouldn't do what she desired: Famed photographer tells all https://t.co/7Ybgo4HJns
dailymail.co.uk
Pamela Anderson is drunk on margaritas, soaking wet and completely nude - and she's chasing a panicked Sante D'Orazio around the pool at the Chateau Marmont.
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Now the Xmas Dinner is over, I'm heading downstairs to Old Dad's Lounge His Frank Sinatra music has already started up & the guests are now having drinks & looking somewhat more relaxed I'm having a "few shooters" with Freddy & hoping some friends I invited will show up soon!
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HA! I found out, Old Dad's BFF Alistair told his son Freddy to "KEEP ORDER" (he's aware of Moms' failing health) Quietly, Freddy (6'5" & 350+lbs) took it to mean threaten everyone & it worked! After the meal, they can do whatever It's actually a very kind gesture - Mom is Happy!
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HMM! Our regular Xmas consists of family, friends & others my folks know who have no where to go Old Dad invites a few 'characters' (as he calls them): Bottle Pickers, Boozers, etc Usually there IS drama (or Comedy for ME)...but this year NOTHING! Everyone is far TOO well behaved
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Wow! A 700 mile round trip....Gazza Knows!!! Paul Gascoigne pays £900 ($1665) for taxi to avoid family drinks at Christmas https://t.co/t5nHXeIRS8
mirror.co.uk
Gazza, 58, makes a 700-mile round trip from Poole, Dorset to his hometown of Gateshead to see his mum Carol, 82 and siblings - who make sure he isn't tempted by drink
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This story has "Movie Box Office Gold" written all over it... "Santa's helper" arrested for attacking store manager with donation stand while intoxicated https://t.co/6L7RWbdTHP
wflx.com
A Salvation Army bell ringer was arrested after becoming intoxicated on duty and attacking a store manager with a donation kettle tripod.
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He was not a fan... Late Ozzy Osbourne's real reason for hating Christmas uncovered https://t.co/ac8A00hhD9
themirror.com
Black Sabbath rocker Ozzy Osbourne, who died in July aged 76, was famously vocal about hating Christmas - and his son Jack explained the real reason was stress over buying gifts for people he didn't...
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Better start buying "Raccoon Insurance".... Raccoons steal booze and bite diners – will insurance cover it? https://t.co/NLgGJITgAI
independent.co.uk
‘The insurance company may ask ‘Did you know about the raccoon,’ and try to deny the loss under a ‘known issue’ exclusion,’ one expert said
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Hilarious! Old Dad's BFF Alistair from Scotland is talking about his favorite TV shows...they are IDENTICAL to Dads', I see why they are like twins ALISTAIR: Yes, we get all the USA programs on satellite: Rockford Files, Gunsmoke, so many - I watch them daily DAD: HA! Classics!!
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Heading over to my folks place... This year is a bit different as we'll have 2 Big Parties: TONITE Dad has pals from Scotland here & Stupid Sis also has people? visting from Mexico (I'm guessing 'Fat Lesbians' but whatever...) TOMORROW will be our Regular Xmas Party & Open House
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Interesting video....were they both trying to please NETFLIX & put on a "show"? #Joshua has not been a good boxer for awhile so it is hard to say....but @elusiveraf does make some good points... #JoshuaVsPaul
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I've been a FOOL! I've never been to Wales & it looks fantastic at Christmas....I'll be adding this to my list of vacation destinations! Inside UK’s booziest Xmas bar crawl where ‘yummy mummies’ go wild on cheap vodka & kebab mountains pile up on streets https://t.co/c6xLA1zqw2
thesun.co.uk
TOWERS of empty kebab boxes pile messily on top of overflowing bins, the cheap vodka is flowing – and so are the gutters. It’s a messy Friday night before Christmas and Britain’s …
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Just a little harmless fun... ‘Drunk’ dad-of-six mistaken for iconic Olympian gets £600 free night and food at posh five-star hotel https://t.co/VlElovSRFt
thesun.co.uk
HOTEL staff mistook a random drunk dad for Olympic hero Sir Chris Hoy and gave him free lodging and food worth around £600. Gary Towsey, 43, turned up at the posh five-star Bonham Hotel in Edinburg…
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Good Job! VIDEO: I'm going to beat your a**’: Russian woman's reaction to 'drunk' Indians harassing friend is viral https://t.co/oeDSeD2sPf
moneycontrol.com
Commenting on the video, social media users highlighted how Indians bring shame to the country with such acts. 'It's not all Indians but it's always the Indians,' said an Instagram user. 'Typical...
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OUCH! Old Dad was mocking me for not wanting to watch #JoshuaPaul yesterday ME: I knew it was crap, I hate both those guys DAD: EVERYONE knew it wasnae proper boxing, just entertainment like the 'Rasslin', ya need ta see things in life fer what they are & RELAX Dad may be right!
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DISAGREE! Don't just blame Jake Paul for a crap performance here...he lasted 6 rounds with a 'So-Called' top boxer, Anthony Joshua The whole fight was 'Garbage vs. Garbage' - neither of these guys are contenders A blatant 'Money-Grab' on both sides #JoshuaVsPaul #JoshuaPaul
I stayed up till 2am to watch this because I love boxing. It wasn't boxing. It was basically @jakepaul running round in circles and then getting his jaw broken. Tyson must be furious he didn't do what @anthonyjoshua did.
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You cant blame @Tyson_Fury for this, it is happening all over... My buddy "C" also did the same thing leaving #California for #Nevada last year, both because of taxes & CRAZY politics.. Boxing champ Tyson Fury and his family have sensationally quit the UK after tax-raiding Budget
BREAKING: Tyson Fury and his family 'sensationally quit the UK'
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One of Dad's Pensioner Pals 'Old Pete' just arrived wearing brand new clothes (probably first time EVER!) DAD: Pete, with yer new outfit the girls will be lining up to date ya! I REALLY wanted to say "Only the women with cataracts or severe dementia" but I WISELY held my tongue
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Mom also has invited her friends to their BBQ tonite (they usually are a bit more 'civilized' then Dads Drunken Pensioner pals) so overall it tends to cancel things out! I think I'll be sticking around too (I've just had a sip of "Breakfast" Buckfast & it went down very well)...
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