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Slappy Matt

@slappy_matt

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Jason Jones
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@libsoftiktok They were both thinking about Hakeem…
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@slappy_matt
Slappy Matt
1 month
This isn't scandal, it's the fruit of Toddscriptura. @deace
@CatholicVote
CatholicVote
1 month
This is pure scandal. Fr. James Martin recently presided over the confirmation of ABC News anchor Gio Benitez, who is openly gay and was sponsored by his husband. The Church welcomes all sinners with mercy, but repentance and conversion are essential parts of entering and
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@themonk1967
TheMonk88
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Friday innit 😎
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@slappy_matt
Slappy Matt
2 months
Todd is allowed to criticize the Pope, but if any protestant dates to, they are a Judas and blasphemer.
@DeaceOnline
Todd Erzen
2 months
The original Pope Leo the Great convinced Attila the Hun to withdraw his forces. The new Leo is obviously not that man.
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@slappy_matt
Slappy Matt
8 months
Hello Christian musicians, please stop adding to old hymns, you aren't improving anything. God gave you talent. Use it to create something new, not messing up somebody else's work.
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@slappy_matt
Slappy Matt
8 months
Kids are watching a lot of the Wiggles. Emma is a much better drummer than Meg White.
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Slappy Matt
10 months
@WWUTTcom
WWUTT?
10 months
Mormons hate this video. Because it's true! This is what the Latter-Day Saints believe. https://t.co/fxigS8yY1S
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@slappy_matt
Slappy Matt
10 months
It's good to know that if Francis were to convert to Islam, reject the Trinity, and declare Muhammad to be the true prophet, Catholics wouldn't have a problem. Just as long as he didn't do any of it "ex cathedra".
@HwsEleutheroi
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@JoshuaTCharles Fingering beads while trying to communicate with someone who has not been given the role, or ability, to hear you, or do anything about it even if that ability existed, may keep you out of doing other things, but it has no impact in this world. Meanwhile, yesterday, I spoke to
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Slappy Matt
10 months
It would be amazing to be at the DNC. Hundreds of people in the room and each one believed that they were the smartest person in that room.
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@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
10 months
The more you know… https://t.co/xidfcBySyC
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@dm6013
Dadof7
11 months
"The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Other Wastes of God's Precious Gift of Life have chosen to nominate movies no one saw, celebrating perversions no one cares about, in order to parade a virtue that they don't have, to an audience that is no longer there." - @andrewklavan
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Slappy Matt
11 months
This is besides the fact that there is nowhere in the Bible that teaching God's word is restricted to some non-existent apostolic succession. Further proof from Jesus Mark 9:36-41
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Slappy Matt
11 months
An overseer is an elder is a shepherd. Pastors are shepherds. Pastors are teachers. Elders can be teachers without being pastors. Presbyterians, in particular, have both ruling elders and teaching elders. The teacher elders are the pastors. -cont-
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Slappy Matt
11 months
Hey @TBN Is submitting a false copyright claim against @JustinPetersMin to protect a false prophet part of sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ? A false copyright claim is bearing false witness, btw.
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Slappy Matt
11 months
America's team @StuDoesAmerica
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Bonner
11 months
Got my cupcakes for tomorrow.
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Slappy Matt
11 months
For his first official act, can @realDonaldTrump give @JoeBiden a swift boot to the rear end?
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@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
11 months
Announcement: The Babylon Bee To Shut Down As There Will Be Nothing To Make Fun Of During The Perfect Trump Administration https://t.co/4bakHXPhLr
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@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
11 months
Op-Ed: I Should Buy A Sword https://t.co/AgGUdzNElO
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@Not_the_Bee
Not the Bee
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