Hey @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne, I need access to my financial data. Please let me use the financial services apps I need!

I haven’t seen a TV Show flop so hard creatively since WCW Nitro #GameofThrones

A whole new meaning for this. #GameofThrones

I think @HBO needs to just delete season 8, act like it didn't even happen and start over. New writers to finish up what was truly built up over 7 seasons. Episode 5 was yet another disappointment this season. #gameofthrones #DumpsterFire

me: no one takes me seriously when I talk about my mental health also me: *mario voice* sorry! it’s-a the depression

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Police : step out the car please Me: nah you get in it’s cold asf

"Sorry I couldn't hear, I was using your legs as earmuffs. " -myboyfriend

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I find it hard to tell people how I’m feeling, because I’m worried about how it will make them feel.

If I linked enough watches together to make a belt, it would be a complete waist of time.

What if your pillow collected your dreams and then you could plug it into your laptop and watch them again.

Tetris teaches you that fitting in will only make you disappear.

What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it”?