Did any of you ever watch the show on FX Legion?.

My 14 year old son made French toast for lunch today. I didn't even know he knew what French toast was.

RT @UltimoLegend: 💀💀💀

RT @JustJustineK30: I get really creeped out about the idea of having an online profile while not actively using a site. Like… I’m just dig….

RT @TT_Sunshine_: Gonna tell my kids this is Lana Del Rey

RT @PubliusSSM: @skank88 Caulk

RT @Corbienest: People remember how you make them feel. That’s the secret to being well-liked. Make them feel proud, comforted, funny, happ….

If you are entering a service oriented business and you hold the door for someone thats entering too, does that give them head a spot in front of you in line too?.

RT @UltimoLegend: Hell yeah

Whats worse, pronouncing the L in salmon or yolk?.

RT @skinsuitdouble: “When a door closes a window opens” is something a burglar would say.

There are so many words used in common parlance in Twitter daily that I don't know the meaning of and refuse to look up.

RT @UnmitigatedAss: I heard about this framework and think about it often:. Mercy: not getting what you deserve. Justice: getting what you….

RT @atomicknuckled1: GM

RT @piccolobutt: Alllll dayyyyy longggg.