so happy for everyone that saw the Aurora last night

Shohei Ohtani and Decoy already started their offseason training 🤣 (Via marligem/IG)

"I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell." - Trump says in his speech before the U.N. General Assembly

Dodgers and Orioles fans give Yoshinobu Yamamoto a standing ovation after his near-no-hitter

What is going on here?

Trump leaves the White House this morning (Andrew Caballero/Getty)

night night grandpa!

Several helicopters went to Walter Reed & it’s supposedly closed off for traffic. The Pentagon Pizza tracker for pizza places has spiked for Papa John’s, & there just so happens to be one down the street from Walter Reed. The president is in surgery or something happened to him.

What’s the funniest possible thing Trump could announce tomorrow?

nothing better than a Verizon outage the day of a festival, why would i need to use my phone anyways

When you know Trump is dead but can't prove it #Trump #trumpdead

no because of course taylor swift would announce her engagement 13 DAYS after the new heights episode dropped

And for that reason we will always remember The Messenger

These @NRCC email subject lines are cracking me up

This is a new fundraising technique

How am I supposed to work under these conditions

The “very stable genius” is driving America's economy into the ground.

Hahahhahahahahaha

8/24 happy bday to me 🥳

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