I do wanna know who told Courtnee she was gorgeous or worth all this trouble because girl is a 5 at most #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

Heard my grandma correct my dad when he said that she taught me how to do something, by telling him I taught myself. That’s all the confirmation I need. Everyone knew I was caring for myself AND everyone else for a long time…

Lord if I ever get the urge to date an inmate please at least let him be fine and send me gifts no strings attached and not be the toothless, bummy kind #lifeafterlockup

Wow Zen garden and Troy’s mom really do look identical. He fr fell for a woman just like his mom #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

Did Jawaila just order a hurricane to drink before a heated conversation? #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

Brooke needs to go get her CDL all that driving she was doing this season #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

I know he was thinking about how much he cried and the money she asked for afterwards 😂😂😂 #lifeafterlockup #loveafterlockup

I like Fogo De Chao

Watching this H!tler documentary on Netflix and why is this whole thing IDENTICAL to what the orange bitch is doing???? I’m so worried I’m not even kidding

God knew I would use my power for evil so he made sure to add lots of rolls to my back

I am disgusted. Truly. 4 years? And he’s already been in there almost a year? Oh I’m just sh00ting at this rate.

Time for me to get creative ✨

A Virgo Somewhere:

Take all the pain in the world. Triple it, wrap it in spikes, and give it to DJT and Josh Farro.

Hey @Wendys it’s bad enough that two meals is over $25 but to not even make the food right? Where’s the lettuce and tomato? This is dry.. the large fry had the same amount of fries as the medium. Highly disappointed. And they refused to give me a receipt! I need a refund

Men don’t abandon the woman they love, they abandon the woman they were using. That's the closure y'll need

Kulture and Papa Bear when they hear they’re trending for being called ugly and slow:

You shouldn't have to break up with somebody to work on yourself but yall not ready for that conversation

I like when it’s dark out October I’ll cure me I’m walking these woods Am I thirty or thirteen?

stuck between "I really want to talk to you" and "I really need to get over you"