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@siobserve
Umesh
2 months
Some days productivity is progress. Some days just showing up is.
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Umesh
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I love humanity. Big fan. Just not in person. Or in groups. Or unexpectedly.
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Umesh
1 day
Write the bug, review and fix it. AI creating job for AI
@claudeai
Claude
1 day
Introducing Code Review, a new feature for Claude Code. When a PR opens, Claude dispatches a team of agents to hunt for bugs.
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@siobserve
Umesh
2 days
Looks great… just don’t turn it around
@Hamzythacreator
HAMZZY
3 days
Best Caption wins
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@siobserve
Umesh
2 days
Down 5% more today. Everyone who said stocks only go up can personally reimburse me
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@siobserve
Umesh
3 days
Everyone’s socially thriving.. according to Instagram
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Umesh
4 days
Airtel’s recharge confirmation messages could power a small newsletter. Maybe focus that energy on network quality
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@siobserve
Umesh
4 days
Most “AI bubble” takes come from people who still use AI like it’s Google.
@beaversteever
Steve the Beaver
4 days
"the ai bubble is going to burst" - person who has never used claude code
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@siobserve
Umesh
4 days
Same reason people slow down to watch car crashes
@NoahKingJr
Noah
5 days
why did you join twitter?
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@siobserve
Umesh
4 days
Self made billionaire is an oxymoron. Nobody makes a billion. You take it from a million people who made a thousand.
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@siobserve
Umesh
6 days
Some people tweet their demons, others become them in the replies.
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@siobserve
Umesh
6 days
Hustle culture is just capitalism gaslighting you into thinking exhaustion is a personality trait
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@siobserve
Umesh
6 days
LinkedIn motivation posts are just people pretending their privilege was hard work
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@siobserve
Umesh
7 days
Nice touch @screener_in #holi
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@siobserve
Umesh
7 days
Happy Holi
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@siobserve
Umesh
8 days
reinstall surges next week
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
8 days
ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal, per TC
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@siobserve
Umesh
8 days
Toddler unicorns
@craigzLiszt
Craig Weiss
8 days
forbes will need to start 15 under 15 soon
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@siobserve
Umesh
8 days
We don’t have work life balance. We have work-work balance with occasional life.
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@siobserve
Umesh
9 days
Not
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@siobserve
Umesh
9 days
Labeling it AI in case it’s too smart for the timeline
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Umesh
9 days
saying “no worries” when there are clearly worries
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