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Steever

@beaversteever

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GPU HW EE / Clanker-birther - AI/ML, FPGAs, ASICs

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is it normal that our cracked gen-z intern whispers.“weapons free”. every single time he opens Vim?. he said, he.“spent months, reforging his mind and body into a corporate superweapon”. and has now.“turned off the safety”. dude, wut?.
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RT @i2cjak: from a friend (he’s talking about SWEs)
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wooooshhh .this is bundled with webpack.no one actually writes code like this.
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i don't get how the javascript "people" . can read and write code like this . just breathe bro tab is free 🥀💔😩
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the year is 2030. software devs 🤝 eternal underclass. 10x software devs 🤝 hackathon speakers . electrical engineers 🤝 clanker-birthing overlords.
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so does each language have its own math operation for the code to work? .
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second day coding, as an electrical engineer . i think i found the derivative today . "def" stands for (de)rivative of (f), right?
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second day coding, as an electrical engineer . i think i found the derivative today . "def" stands for (de)rivative of (f), right?
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as an electrical engineer, i decided to try the software thing. but guys. where are the integrals? . is it this "int" thing?
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just noticed but is his slack status iwo jima….
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cracked gen-z intern today said he."disabled his internal monologue". because."thoughts are latency" . this is getting out of hand
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i really dont get why i need to integrate a function with text for this to work. who made this shit?!.
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cracked gen-z intern today said he."disabled his internal monologue". because."thoughts are latency" . this is getting out of hand
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is it normal that our cracked gen-z intern whispers.“weapons free”. every single time he opens Vim?. he said, he.“spent months, reforging his mind and body into a corporate superweapon”. and has now.“turned off the safety”. dude, wut?.
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when ur career is someone's side quest
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drop CS right now.
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i want you to close your eyes for a moment. imagine you are a software engineer .imagine your name is greg . do you hear that?. do you hear the permanent underclass chanting in unison?. GREG GREG GREG. they're waiting for YOU to join them.
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what is a "git" and how do i use it
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as an electrical engineer, i decided to try the software thing. but guys. where are the integrals? . is it this "int" thing?
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when ur career is someone's side quest
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we don't hire SWEs. we only hire 10x electrical engineers. and put the bad ones on the software team . to do the easy work.
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he just closed a jira and sent me this
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