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i hide things in new orleans and who dat and i retweet too much 🍻 🇲🇽💜 insta: jesshidesthingsnola
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@coldbean
Like wrap sharpened pencils in money if you feel better with that but plz money. Undoubtedly your child’s teacher has spent their own personal money on your child this year and will again.
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Someone I just passed stopped me to tell me my costume is gorgeous is there a higher compliment in New Orleans
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From fb: The new Brown Derby on Tulane and Norman C Francis has power, water, fully stocked shelves, hot food, and an ice machine (no bagged ice, you have to bring your own container). Cash only, but they have a working ATM. No gas.
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i don't want to hear shit from NOPS or my network come teacher appreciation week. not a thing. today really rubs in your face your worth as an educator--and the worth the city has in its kids on an institutional level. cont.
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Today I had 9 kids in class. Out of 29. Not all quarantined, but I usually have near-perfect attendance. I knew we needed a pick me up so when I saw doordash was open for king cake hub I said yes ma’am plz send me a traditional for my kids and teachers. Cont.
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I never miss work and I told my students I was taking today off to see
@lizzo
and they were upset until they heard “lIZZO” then they started cheering ❤️ hope to make them proud 😂
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I used to be so confused as to why mr Rogers like immediately changed his entire outfit when he got home but now I really get it
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damn I just want to be a lil king cake baby in a giant king cake bed
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this for a state that won't give teachers a raise or feed the children in danger today. all of this was preventable. both nops and my network are at fault today. we know infrastructure sucks, but god forbid we cancel a day of school 3 weeks out from state testing.
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parents and teachers left in impossible situations. how many impossible choices have we had to face in the last five years? I've been teaching here for 10 years, hopefully will do many more, but i'm sick of ppl passing the buck and not feeling the fall out. idk, i'm over it.
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i once caught all of bacchus sunday (my favorite day, tho iris is my fave parade) by myself because honestly if the vibes aren't right i choose me lol and i had so much fun and made new lil route friends and idk that's probably not weird!!!! right??
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found out today that I got a grant to cover the masters degree I want to start this summer soooo margs and shrimp crawfish tacos it is
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#NewProfilePic
courtesy of
@JustLeslieCat
and her wife Jenn whose handle I cannot for the life of me find!! Happy pride 🤩
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She’s learned to climb in the last day or two and thinks she’s so fucking cool and Gonna catch these cats any min now
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i don't even have children of my own and today was so stressful. not only did i need to regulate my own anxiety throughout the day, but i had 34 kids in my grade to regulate too. also their families as realized they were going to have to be driving through floods to get their bb
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Stop playing with me
@lizzo
the world needs the full Christmas album P L Z
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Here’s how my umbrellas turned out lol don’t judge too harshly it was my first time doing glitter transfers!!! But you can still judge okay I can take it
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I just really don’t have much patience at this point for people outside of the daily classroom to tell me in person learning is so important as if I have no idea. As if I’m not in agreement. I just see the whole fucking picture and so many do not. The macro impact on the micro.
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I keep getting high and placing advanced orders of king cakes omg
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Got a compliment on my sweater while getting my test done!
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New Orleans drivers are terrible at driving but jazz fest visitors are bad at driving AND rude as fuck
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Almost just got taken out by a car chase on the I-10 by Orleans a few min ago!!! Like truly would have totaled my car! Two other cars had close calls too!
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@SofieHagen
@SophiaCK
The only thing is I think white ppl do have a responsibility to call out racism they hear at the holidays from fam. (I guess this extends to all privilege) doesn’t mean you have to try to convince them—just make sure they know it’s fucked up
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if you put “moderate” on your dating profile we’re all supposed to assume you’re just a closet conservative right
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had to move my car mid day, getting soaked up to the knee. couldn't get back to my house until three hours later. colleagues live in slidell and didn't know the state of their own homes. ppl had to bring their young children to school b/c closures, then got stuck in flood waters.
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My sister and her husband apparently watch die hard and eat pizza&wings every Christmas Eve together and this year I was invited ☺️
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me Mardi Gras day when I’m in the quarter sipping on screwdrivers and reality randomly hits this is the end of the joy until next year
im sorry but the 49ers being sad while confetti gets stuck on their faces is so funny 😭
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@GlitterCheese
thx to you I now hear “and that’s dick wolf baby” in my head at the end of every svu episode
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When I tell you that teachers KNOW the importance of in person learning, we fuxking know. Daily. Importance for emotional and academic. We KNOW. My heard both broke and soared in that moment. However, teachers also know the fucking impact..
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I owe 15 second graders McDonald’s tomorrow because they did some nearly impossible reading growth this year and I’m so so so proud of them and so happy for them
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My friend works at the PJ’s on oak. Apparently they hid a covid case from staff and also never sanitized the place? Wtf trying to get more details but jfc
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my third graders started the year on a first grade reading curriculum and this week we got all the way on level and I’m so so so happy for and proud of them 😭😭😭 listening to them giggle reading our story today and just having so much fun was a big w in a week of Ls
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helped kids over flood waters and trash to get into buses that then would end up stalling out in street flooding a few min later. prek, k, 1st graders having to wade through water with lord knows what in it. next time it rains, i know they're going to ask if they'll have to swim.
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Listen to teachers who love their jobs. Night night.
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@JustLeslieCat
i just learned about the twisties for the first time holy shit that is terrifying
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Caught a garter this weekend and put it on fig so she would look like a lil Victorian but Mardi Gras, you know? Kinda works
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The barista insisted on giving her a puppiccino 🙄
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3 layers of body suits and two wig caps and we’re on the way lol
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I keep offering face glitter to cops that look like they have punisher tattoos just to fuck with them a bit
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survived Iris with the roomie and a long walk back😍 then we get to lounge in the backyard together 💜💛💚
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We took a walking field trip to crescent park today and I had to ask multiple groups of tourists not to film us on our way? Like? Why are you filming stranger’s children? Is it wild to you that your Airbnb is in an actual city with actual children learning? So fucking weird
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Honestly a cheap wig is a great way to stay warm! Headed to the route!
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When I showed the box to the kids, one said, “no way! Is this the thing we did in kindergarten? With these baby in it and you get to bring a cake if you get it?” Followed ni a bunch of “oh yeah!” I’m a 3rd grade teacher. The last time my kids got to do king cake with friends…
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I know I’m just yelling into the void of the day but ugh
i don't want to hear shit from NOPS or my network come teacher appreciation week. not a thing. today really rubs in your face your worth as an educator--and the worth the city has in its kids on an institutional level. cont.
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Finally got a min to grab a coffee from
@CRCoffee_Shop
at St. Roch! Pulling me through my last day before spring break in my Cowboy Carter Dress Down outfit!
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From el Pavo rn : Y’all, we made coffee!!! Got power back last night. Making breakfast right now. It’s kind of ratchet but you know…. Ida. But there’s coffee!! Give us half and hour. Also, BIA and Second Harbest wil be across the street at Keller with Tarps and other goodies.
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People are over for chewbacchus prep and I’m making everyone watch encanto
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I love driving home (sober!) after a parade and seeing glowy things in neighbor cars and thinking about how special it is so many of us strangers got to love and experience the same thing together
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Started the birthday with a trip to
@octaviabooks
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of 9 kids walking into class and realizing they’re the only ones who made it in today. anxiety at the end of the day seeing who has to take a computer home. A kid so sad yesterday asked me if he was going to have to q all year. barely believed me whe I said no, just a few days.
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look at these mf strawberries from the farmers market omg
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was in kindergarten. They were so so excited. When D got the baby, I overheard múltiple congrats and one kid who asked, “D, how did it feel to get the baby?? Tell me! Did it feel like magic??” So…
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A girl just wakes up to my table at the supernova with a box of change wanting to buy her mom a rainbow charm for Christmas while her mom was at another table. She didn’t have nearly enough so I told her Santa said it should be free. Her face!
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A kiddo in my class lost one of their parents last week. She came to class today and while no one in class knew what happened, they could all tell right away she was down. The way they all started hyping her up…🥹 It’s so good to see you! I love your hair! We missed you!
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@JacobDisagrees
I am truly always boggled when ppl discuss children and families having to pay for a child to receive food in a place they are legally required to be
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I’m in Chewbacchus today! I’ve got earrings, moonpies, tampons, a few Star Wars shirts, skull pins and magnets etc. holler if you see me! Spot 69, society of flat Mooners. Bring me some tequila to warm up 😂
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@sweetbabette
Took this time: A waffle maker. I don’t want to talk about it lmao. Next time: my Nintendo switch
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She’s one year old today! Feliz cumple fresitaaaaa
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I’ve been at my school for 8 years. once a year they put balloons with the number of years outside your door if you’ve been here more than 5 yrs. Kid just walked in, saw the 8, and said, “wait, you been teaching here since I was BORN?” Bro someone send me pto 🙄
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this week was too tough so I made them lay in the sun and do math.
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It was a city park nature trail field trip day and I was READY
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i went to the naked bike ride one year and saw a man naked doing a keg stand and that was enough ball swinging for me
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Someone got a bath tonight and is deeply betrayed
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Popped over to Garden District Books and got a free Hansens snoball with purchase! Satsuma + tequila was my choice today. They also gave Figster a lil plain one too! We Also went to Octavia and got a tote bag with my purchase! I love the staff at both these spots so much 😭
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Finally home from a three show musical day at school. kids are so talented everywhere when given the opportunity omg yall they’re so cool
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The FABULOUS
@finchletter
surprised me with a garland upgrade yesterday!!! Look how perfect the giant beads are!!!!!!
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Here we go!
I’m in Chewbacchus today! I’ve got earrings, moonpies, tampons, a few Star Wars shirts, skull pins and magnets etc. holler if you see me! Spot 69, society of flat Mooners. Bring me some tequila to warm up 😂
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A kid was just like doing a bit too much in the class and I told him to please read the room and he goes what does that mean and a kid piped up, “like match the vibes bro come on it’s not that hard” lmao
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Am I really walking in a parade if I DONT wake up morning of and decide I need to re-do my headpiece
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Merry Christmas! Just a reminder that Mary and Joseph were brown refugees seeking shelter 🙃🙃🙃
Got a compliment on my sweater while getting my test done!
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I’ve been really resisting putting up the pool cuz I knew I was getting faked out with the weather but I can’t wait to be back out in the sun with Fig and a book
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what if
@tchoupa_style
has been secretly released from Twitter jail but is just quietly stalking us
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Been in the quarter with stuff forgot to tell yall
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I’ll never get over these photos of Fig that Jenn and Leslie took last year! Especially since Fig was not cooperative in the least 😂
@JustLeslieCat
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